One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Fired?Fuck, I'm shocked people put me on a stage and say "do whatever you want to entain these people" ...MUAHAHAHHA!!!!
haha fuck liverpool
Hmmm at last look, both United and City were above Liverpool on the table...http://www.premierleague.com/page/LeagueTables/0,,12306,00.html
U support City AND Utd?
worse than cheating on your wife with your best friend's wife on the day that your best friend loses his job, has a car accident and winds up in hospital possibly never to walk again.