its the lack of water

If that's the case South Carolina needs to dehydrate a whole generation of bitches.

CT - The only in-class exam scheduled for the last day of the exam period is postponed till Monday. My train ticket says Sunday. Amtrak says they won't do reservations for Tuesday this late in advance. 391 miles between me and my parents' place. Average human walking speed is 3 mph. If I start walking immediately after my exam finishes, I can make it in 5 24-hour days or in 10 12-hour days. F. M. L.

CT - The only in-class exam scheduled for the last day of the exam period is postponed till Monday. My train ticket says Sunday. Amtrak says they won't do reservations for Tuesday this late in advance. 391 miles between me and my parents' place. Average human walking speed is 3 mph. If I start walking immediately after my exam finishes, I can make it in 5 24-hour days or in 10 12-hour days. F. M. L.

ouch

That doesnt take into account snow drifts, bears or serial killers.

I live in the most dangerous city in the US. I can cope with bears and serial killers.

Hmmm... Do anyone here live in Trenton?

I think my best option is to go from Trenton to Plattsburgh, but that would mean leaving from Trenton by 5:45AM...

Any of you North Jersey people Trentonites?

EDIT: Problem solved. I have a buddy in NYC, so I'll just head North a day earlier. Tickets bought and paid for.
Thanks for nothing, Tricky.
Just kidding, I don't really care. Snow day, whee!

CT - so Geek and Krsna, you guys braced for 14 inches???

Uhm, I never leave Florida!

No point really I guess. Just trying to know who are my elders that I should be outwardly respectful of and inwardly rebellious toward, and who are my juniors that I should be outwardly dismissive toward, but secretly follow their bands and copy their fashion sensibilities.

I'm 37, and if you start "respecting" me, let ALONE as an "elder", I'll cut you with a rusty butter knife and then ban you, fag!

You're elderly.

CT-  I am so hungover from drinking bloody mary's.  Why do I keep hard liquor in the house?  I am an idiot.

I'm 37, and if you start "respecting" me, let ALONE as an "elder", I'll cut you with a rusty butter knife and then ban you, fag!

Feeling old today?

Uhm, I never leave Florida!

So, you are like all the other millions of Jew retires from NY, CT, RI, NJ?

Have you a knitted pantsuit picked out already?

LOL

i don't know how to interact with boys. ugh

what about men?

what about men?

nope 

I'm 37, and if you start "respecting" me, let ALONE as an "elder", I'll cut you with a rusty butter knife and then ban you, fag!

Feeling old today?

Honestly, both of you two carry it exceptionally well. Dave I would have bet money you were 28/29.
Mosh, I have you mentally pigeon-holed around 32. You're just as immature as Dave, but you hide it beneath an adult veneer of Road Warrior, Dandy Warhols, and John K.

what about men?

nope 

Wanna learn?

Honestly, both of you two carry it exceptionally well. Dave I would have bet money you were 28/29.
Mosh, I have you mentally pigeon-holed around 32. You're just as immature as Dave, but you hide it beneath an adult veneer of Road Warrior, Dandy Warhols, and John K.

I put it down to not breeding, minimally conforming, and doing whatever the hell I want.

I feel like Jack.. my birthday is every four years. by calendar date i'm 33 but i'm actually still a pre-teen. with the benefit of a drivers license and a tiny little slice of maturity.

Strangely I'm jealous.

what about men?

nope 

It's easy. You just grab us by the hair and jam our face in your crotch. We''ll get the message.

Honestly, both of you two carry it exceptionally well. Dave I would have bet money you were 28/29.
Mosh, I have you mentally pigeon-holed around 32. You're just as immature as Dave, but you hide it beneath an adult veneer of Road Warrior, Dandy Warhols, and John K.

I put it down to not breeding, minimally conforming, and doing whatever the hell I want.

Note to self: keep following Mosh's life strategy to maintain youth indefinitely.

what about men?

nope 

It's easy. You just grab us by the hair and jam our face in your crotch. We''ll get the message.

What if we have no hair?

Ears.

nose

Moustache.

I shaved it! I'm down to a much smaller and shorter beard and a fairly prominent pair of eyebrows as the only hair on my head!

eyebrows it is then...

commie, you need to grab us by the eyebrows...

CT: I wanted to go sledding today, but no one thinks sledding with a sheet of crisco-ed plexi glass off I 95 is safe. Losers.

that sounds awesome... do it anyway...