ATTN: Nick
My nurse friend just gave me some of her very low dosage Alprazolam (Xanax) to help with my stress issues. Lately I've been having a seriously difficult time dealing with life's daily (and usually quite minor) stressors. Like my roadrage, for example. Yesterday some dweeby socially inept-looking Brown student hopped out into a crosswalk i was bearing down on without looking first, and I pulled over to ream him a new one out my car window. The problem lies within the fact that I am tense, terse, and unnecessarily angry for the rest of the ride home and still jittery about the whole thing for an hour or so after the fact. So anyway, this alprazolam is apparently something I can pop if I feel the sudden onset of anxiety or panic or general stress, and within 20 minutes I will feel calm and cool-headed.