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And then the Son of the Lord walked out of the tomb and spoke to Mary, "Thou shallt stuff theyself with bacon, for it is the will of God." - Mark 48:36

And then Jesus went into the wilderness.  After fasting for 40 days and nights, he gorged himself on 30 Kosher beef franks in 36 minutes, setting what was then the Guinness World Record.  - Acts 16:94

The Bible is full of such versus. 


Current Thoughts(Read 888739 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6030 on: September 12, 2010, 09:21:05 PM
No poop in a ziplock, k thx bye.

Poop in tupperware? Just fine.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6031 on: September 12, 2010, 09:49:11 PM
ooooh youre near lebec fin. haute stuff



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6032 on: September 12, 2010, 10:09:36 PM
Trash?

1840 SouthSide Blvd  Suite 3D
Jacksonville, Fl 32205
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6033 on: September 12, 2010, 10:11:32 PM
That a different address to the office at the mail centre?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6034 on: September 12, 2010, 10:19:32 PM
sorry! typo I promise (the ass joke in sex WAS on purpose, however)



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6035 on: September 12, 2010, 10:21:12 PM

3809 Roland Ave
Baltimore, MD 21211



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6036 on: September 12, 2010, 10:22:07 PM
OMG I hope you come. I need a red head to hit on.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6037 on: September 13, 2010, 07:11:50 AM
Oh gee thanks. I hope Detroit waits until after the world ends to marry you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6038 on: September 13, 2010, 08:16:09 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6039 on: September 13, 2010, 11:40:50 AM
ha, cool.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6040 on: September 13, 2010, 04:12:39 PM
That a different address to the office at the mail centre?

Mail Center's closed; Marilyn got REALLY sick and may lose her leg, so, she had to close it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6041 on: September 13, 2010, 07:21:33 PM
Oh shit dude... that's awful.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6042 on: September 14, 2010, 06:27:01 PM
youre more like a grey and red head, zoomie and please don't curse me with that shit, youre just denying yourself a hilarious party



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6043 on: September 14, 2010, 07:57:54 PM
It's sandy/brassy, thank you very much. And I'll be there.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6044 on: September 14, 2010, 08:52:41 PM
will you dress in your funny celtic garb, please?




Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6045 on: September 14, 2010, 09:18:33 PM
I would wear your skin but I don't think there's time to find two Laotian families to rent your milk sacs as family housing...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6046 on: September 15, 2010, 12:58:58 PM
I often wonder what it would be like to have milk sacs large enough to house third-world families...



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6047 on: September 15, 2010, 09:48:39 PM
Its annoying because you look fatter than you are and they often hit things and or choak you while youre sleeping

DD Club!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6048 on: September 16, 2010, 12:12:31 AM
<3 big boobs.

Completely over androgynous looking girls. 




Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6049 on: September 16, 2010, 03:11:50 AM
Didn't Sean mail Kyle some poop in a bag?

CT: I really enjoyed Palhares pointing to his ankles to accuse Marquardt of greasing right before he got tagged in the face.

INNUENDO 4 LYFE
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6050 on: September 16, 2010, 04:05:24 PM
Happy Birthday Mosh!  I hope it's a good one.  Filled with beer and naked underaged women of an oriental persuasion.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6051 on: September 17, 2010, 01:04:06 PM
I've proven that you can cheer yourself up by drinking distilled potato and bitching a lot!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6052 on: September 17, 2010, 02:36:31 PM
I do it nightly ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6053 on: September 17, 2010, 03:14:18 PM
bitching =/= whoring.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6054 on: September 17, 2010, 03:19:56 PM
yeah thrash, i bitch, you whore.

ugg clever.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6055 on: September 17, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
Distilled potato and I are not on speaking terms. But thanks.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6056 on: September 19, 2010, 03:33:38 AM
CT: Microwaved corned beef hash was NOT the perfect end to a night out drinking.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6057 on: September 19, 2010, 10:54:53 AM
So painful acid runs were your late night treat



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6058 on: September 20, 2010, 01:13:41 PM
Thank you all for setting me straight ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #6059 on: September 20, 2010, 05:33:41 PM
no problem, its all part of the job.