I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
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