I'm so desperate, Snooki's ass crack just got my dick stiff.

Wow!
That IS desperate!

I would think desperate would be asking Danzig to suck his dick.

I would think desperate would be asking Danzig to suck his dick.

There's a scale of desperate. Give it a few days.

Wow ...
Capital Z-I-N-G!

Oops, was that mean?

Sorry bagman.

..kinda.

I guess baggie's gloryhole picture says it all. Has anyone notified Danzig?

I'd call him but he'd just try and have phone sex with me ...

ct: I really don't feel like going in today. ughh. The weather outside is too miserable.

Well I'm definitely glad I went in to wait for my tutor who, btw, didn't turn up! >.<

Must have been under the weather.

*rimshot*

I'd have phone sex. Trouble is, no one is calling.

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

With my cloned cock.

I'd have phone sex. Trouble is, no one is calling.

I actually went through a phase of phone sex calls when I was 17. I called this one line more frequently than others. 1-800-GOOD-FUCK.

It was essentially two women on an open party line. I assume they would know when people came on the line. They would try to engage you immediately, but you didn't they would just "play" with themselves.  I admit it was hot to listen to, but I have no skills in sexy talk. I fuck a lot better than I talk. Besides when the guys who would step up and chat, it always ended with me stifling laughter when they would come while on the phone. The yells and hollers were usually quite exaggerated.

But I really got off on the foreign sex lines, be it Spanish or Portuguese. They could be reading from stereo instruction, but damn it sounded hot.

With my cloned cock.

I am rather bored with my wet dreams as of late. When am I gonna get the Real Thing??

You'll prolly see him before I do ...

Maybe. I just found the cutest ever Cthulhu picture

ct: hopefully starting a LOTR marathon soon.

Must have been under the weather.

haha

ct: hopefully starting a LOTR marathon soon.

.........Really. =)

Yep!

watched the first two films.
might watch the last one either later in the week or after I go home on sat.


The ents are still so amazing.

The Hobbit was my sons all time favorite bed time book. I must have read it to him half a dozen times.

I love the ents =)

Also, I really liked the Hobbit as well. =)



CT: I'm all sparkly... I thought I'd like being sparkly but... its sticky.

When I'm feeling "sparkly" I have to be careful not to set anything on fire. Cause yeah, it can get sticky.

Never got into the whole "Hobbit" thing ...

You, good sir, are a weirdo.


Apparently tolkien read the hobbit to his children as a bedtime story, or he wrote it as a bedtime story for them, something like that.

I was forced to read it as a kid; I just got CliffNotes instead ...