CT: A few years back, an ex-boyfriend sent me a request through facebook. We broke up on decent terms but lost touch after I went to college. Last I knew, he had gone into the Navy, and he knew I got knocked up. Andy noticed my profile on a mutual friends page and it was all "oh shit! You got married and had twins!" and me going "oh shit! You got injured while serving overseas and now have seizures!".
One of the things Andy believed in was past lives. Back in 1998, he said he was convinced that I was his boyfriend in a past life and he was my girlfriend.
He recently announced that after years of therapy and months of hormones, he is now Lili and will be undergoing gender reassignment surgery.
It made perfect sense to me. I'm very happy for him.

CT:  Sure hope he isn't quietly insane, and expecting YOU to actually BECOME his ... errr ... her

BOYfriend ...

CT: A few years back, an ex-boyfriend sent me a request through facebook. We broke up on decent terms but lost touch after I went to college. Last I knew, he had gone into the Navy, and he knew I got knocked up. Andy noticed my profile on a mutual friends page and it was all "oh shit! You got married and had twins!" and me going "oh shit! You got injured while serving overseas and now have seizures!".
One of the things Andy believed in was past lives. Back in 1998, he said he was convinced that I was his boyfriend in a past life and he was my girlfriend.
He recently announced that after years of therapy and months of hormones, he is now Lili and will be undergoing gender reassignment surgery.
It made perfect sense to me. I'm very happy for him.

You don't happen to have Lili's phone number, do you?

Ah. I do have Lili's phone number.
But I refuse to share...imma bitch like that.

Told my husband about it and I swear I could see him thinking "how can I get both of them nekkid after the surgery. That would be hot"

When I told my 12 year old daughter about it, she was like "So..you're ex-boyfriend is a lesbian? That's pretty cool" Haha! I'm cooler than the lesbian mom of one of her friends

Geeze, I was trying to motivate her and here you are telling her it's ok to fail.

Thanks buddy.

Damn, Tru telling someone to buy in. This thread must be framed for posterity.

Seriously though, I get the intent, but it is ok to fail sometimes.

CT:  Sure hope he isn't quietly insane, and expecting YOU to actually BECOME his ... errr ... her

BOYfriend ...

Lol
The girls I have been with have said I act like a boy. However, I like having a vag and breastestes. The only cock I own is made of glass and fits in my nightstand drawer.

Breastestes just sounds so gross.

Breastestes just sounds so gross.

Not if you say it like Lady Sovereign. Then it sounds sexy.

CT: My Dad just told me that he a story he told about me on Fark got a bunch of people pissed off and someone was able to track down his name and my name and posted them. The admin removed them but "you may get some angry emails damning you to hell".

Thanks Dad.

Breastestes just sounds so gross.

Not if you say it like Lady Sovereign. Then it sounds sexy.

I definitely used to have a crush on her.



ct: Life is good. Sometimes I forget and it hits me with the full force of perfect.

Breastestes just sounds so gross.

Not if you say it like Lady Sovereign. Then it sounds sexy.

I definitely used to have a crush on her.

I still kinda do. She's so tiny and I'm so tall.

How tall are you?


I would be very surprised if she was shorter than me.

Geeze, I was trying to motivate her and here you are telling her it's ok to fail.

Thanks buddy.

Damn, Tru telling someone to buy in. This thread must be framed for posterity.

Seriously though, I get the intent, but it is ok to fail sometimes.

Self commitment to doing the work and thus proving you are superior to most is not the same as "buying in". I agree it is sometimes, not only OK to fail but in rare instances actually the right way to go.

I would do more school now if I could, I hated it when I was young and dropped out of high school. Changed my mind somewhere along the line. (basically when I graduated Distinguished Graduate in my advanced military Training and earned a rank in the process). Those guys were from all over the nation and I beat most of them, and seriously the top guys cheated I know this as a fact.

I never had any option of actually going to university though, poor parents, no options. Addiction and drug use issues after separation.
Yet I managed to take many courses at the local community college and have aced them all. In my microcomputer programing course I did five different versions of the most difficult project of the semester. Each one used a completely different tactic to achieve the exact same goal. On the final project which every one warned us was the most difficult, everyone in the class handed in code that covered two full pages or more.

Mine was half a page.

The teacher asked if he could use it as an example for future classes, I said sure. It did exactly what it had to do with the fewest amount of lines of code possible. ( We were using 8088 hardware boards with manual  input of code) The most precise example of the required code the instructor had ever seen.

It got me a referral for a job with a telecom outfit that I still work with. People actually came to me after that to offer me jobs!

If it's being paid for you, you should take full advantage of the situation and do your best to understand the info or there is really no reason to be there.

I wrote a poem about this school situation too... I wonder if I can find a copy?

On an old hard drive for sure but which one?

Another cold Saturday morning in Bleak City...

If it's being paid for you, you should take full advantage of the situation and do your best to understand the info or there is really no reason to be there.

I tell 18 - 21 year old kids at the local community college, who are there to have fun, to put off school until they can know what they want to do in life.

How tall are you?


I would be very surprised if she was shorter than me.

Barefoot I'm 6 foot. My dad is 6'5 and my mom was 5'4 (now 5'3 1/2 thanks to a fracture).
Lady Sov is 5'1.

Tall/Short pairing are cute imo.

FWIW my husband is 5'6. My 12 year old daughter is 5'9. My soon-to-be 3 year olds are each about 36 inches tall. I'm thinking the tall genes are super-dominate or something. (But my oldest has a different dad. He is about 5'11).

Yeah I'm 5 ft 1. I've only ever known one white girl at 19 to be under 5ft.

I find tall / short pairings to be cuter with male / female. If its female / female I'd want equal ish heights.


Though I'm sure you two would make a cute couple : p

If it's being paid for you, you should take full advantage of the situation and do your best to understand the info or there is really no reason to be there.

I tell 18 - 21 year old kids at the local community college, who are there to have fun, to put off school until they can know what they want to do in life.

I agree with tru and I agree with Inept.

I'd say 80% of people on my course don't like it so much. They're there cause they don't know what to do.

I'm not at university because I love chemistry, I'm there cause I can do chemistry and I don't know what I want to do with my life. Can't just sit around and do nothing. The people I know with jobs arent getting paid a lot and they don't enjoy it. They just spend their money on rent and booze and drugs. Worst comes to worst I'll come out of uni with a degree in a subject I don't want to do and some debt. That's not the end of the world.

Blow shit up. Thats what I'd be learning to do in a chemistry course.

Me too!

Hey maybe we can get Nitya to brew us up some LSD?

ct: shit, getting older sucks.

Having a hard time with the hot flashes?

ct: shit, getting older sucks.

I know, right? Why the hell did I actually think it would be cooler and better when I got older? I mean, sure, I can post thois while lying on my bed using my smartphone, but why the fuck is my body failing me?

And where the fuck is my flying car?

no hot flashes.... yet.

i turned 31 yesterday. FUCK I'M OLD!

Ha and just a few years ago you thought there was such a huge difference. Just like waking up from a dream you were once young.

Oh shit sorry.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday

Didja have fun?

Apparently not ...

Breastestes just sounds so gross.

Not if you say it like Lady Sovereign. Then it sounds sexy.

I definitely used to have a crush on her.
ct: Life is good. Sometimes I forget and it hits me with the full force of perfect.

It'd be more perfect if you just got to munchin' the petunia ...
... seriously; you'll feel much better afterward

Oh, and, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRICKY!

Happy birthday!

I made you a cake.

Dammit; now Dylan's gonna get jealous!

Why is there pube frosting above the penis but none on the balls?
Not even some whispys?