It's "transitional porn" ...

...and some of us just wear them that way...

Sure, shave the coin purse and leave the pennyroll alone ....
Why not?

I just leave the background up.

That wiener looks like it was made by someone who has never seen one. Wtf...two separate nutsacks?

That wiener looks like it was made by someone who has never seen one. Wtf...two separate nutsacks?

Why's that abnormal?

It's an androgynous cake.  That crease in the hairless nutsack actually goes all the way down into the cake and turns into a vagina.

I've seen a helluva a lot more vaginas than you, Kyle, and I can assure you that they DO NOT look like two nutsacks.

That is highly unlikely. You would be correct if you inserted the word "real-life" before vagina. I've spent the majority of my life after 11 years old and after the internet started, on porn sites and have seen limitless numbers of vaginas.

I often wonder if life would have been different for me and everyone for that matter had the internet come along 30 or more years earlier than it did.

I've spent the majority of my life after 11 years old and after the internet started, on porn sites and have seen limitless numbers of vaginas.

Case dismissed!

I often wonder if life would have been different for me and everyone for that matter had the internet come along 30 or more years earlier than it did.

It definitely would have.
Just think how much it has changed the current generation.

the CT thing totally confused me fore awhile.. i thought y'll were addressing these things to Commie Twat and i was all like WHA!?!?!??

I DERP TO THE MAXIMUM.   

the CT thing totally confused me fore awhile.. i thought y'll were addressing these things to Commie Twat and i was all like WHA!?!?!??

CT: I DERP TO THE MAXIMUM.   

That is highly unlikely. You would be correct if you inserted the word "real-life" before vagina. I've spent the majority of my life after 11 years old and after the internet started, on porn sites and have seen limitless numbers of vaginas.

Ok then, I'll add the words "real-life" and embroider it it on a pillow or sumthin and send it to you but you must display it in your abode because I am right.

Oh, and I can't start on it until after my neurologist consult on the 5th, cuz I'm suppose to "take it easy".

... but not in the ass

CT: What in the hell kind of name is "Teleauba" for your child to have to live with?

A foreign sounding one

Teleauba Miller? That bitch owes me money!

... but not in the ass

Oooo you juust gave me a great idea for another pillow or sumthin..
"The doctor said to "take it easy"
  ...but not in the ass.     "


I love it!

See, I got all inspired by those Kanye West's Tweets embroidery, and since I know how to do it, wanted to try it. But I don't wanna copy. Zach asked me to do some Tupac to hang our downstairs bathroom. Then I decided to do pillows.

That is highly unlikely. You would be correct if you inserted the word "real-life" before vagina. I've spent the majority of my life after 11 years old and after the internet started, on porn sites and have seen limitless numbers of vaginas.

Ok then, I'll add the words "real-life" and embroider it it on a pillow or sumthin and send it to you but you must display it in your abode because I am right.

Oh, and I can't start on it until after my neurologist consult on the 5th, cuz I'm suppose to "take it easy".

If you are serious, and the pillow isn't too girly, I will proudly display it out my couch. I'll even post pictures and post it for you all. Now, I'll need to think of a good back story for the "Real-life" pillow... I can't really bring a date over and tell her it has to do with real-life vaginas, when she asks me what the back story of the pillow is.

I wish I had a fucking couch, all of my shit is standing on end.

Get me some cast iron cookware, dude.

Cast Iron is the shit, I goes to hell if you don't take care of it but a little sand paper and some scouring powder can bring even the ugliest piece back to functionality.

 

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I have several pieces that belonged to my grandmother.

Lasted her all her life and now I have it.

Non-Stick or GTFO!

City kids...

I have stainless steel. 

My wife has one non-stick wok that I can't wait to throw away and replace with cast iron.  As soon as there's a scratch, it's gone.

CT: It gets really slow on this board on Mondays.