Wow, nice find ...
I love riding the trails here in NE Florida when I can ...

Usually, anything can be ridden well if it is lubed properly. Even bikes, if you are into that.

*groan*

I'm more of a growler than a groaner.

What was wrong with it?
I ride my bike almost every day.

It had some problem with the gears and it had a puncture. It's fixed now.

CT: I am a beast at work today. Busting through radioactive sample like my dosimeter is assigned to Bruce Banner.

I heard that a former Arizona Governor was stopped at a checkpoint for setting off a radiation alarm. Seems he had just had a medical procedure done that set off the alarm.

What was wrong with it?
I ride my bike almost every day.

It had some problem with the gears and it had a puncture. It's fixed now.

Cool.
I fixed my kickstand today but haven't put it back on the bike yet. It's laying here on the desk in front of me.

Holy dicks i didn't get any sleep last night.. had a hard time failing asleep and then my dog woke me up..

Trying to figure out if i'll have enough money left after paying bills this month to buy thigh high knee socks and Sailor Jerrys spiced rum.

Holy shit i'm happy i decided to get fixed and never have to worry about important adult like stuff and children. 

Check out Sock Dreams on FB. I think they're local to you. Shit is like softcore porn to me...

You'd SOOOOOOOOO do her ...

I want to travel.

I had one of the best dates I've ever had tonight.

Fuck. I'm alive, I guess. I'm not sure why though. I think I kicked God in the balls before I was born.

Good to hear.

On both parts ...

Indeed.

I was told I'm gonna get my first non-temp job since 2006.

Front desk/Security at a "apartment community" for super-rich old people who don't need nursing homes yet.  My dad has done the morning shift there on Saturdays and Sundays for about 8 years. They need someone to take Friday overnights and be a fill-in for any office staff that is sick or whatever. Dad recommended me.

They are the only "senior apartment community" in Iowa to have a liquor licence. Friday nights they open up the bar and call it "Friday Frollic". That should be amusing.

On Wednesday, they told Dad they were going to call me to come in to finalize everything in 8 days. Why 8 days? I don't fucking know.

Did you watch a strange video and then take a phone call?

Security jobs were fun for me growing up. I was guarding a traffic circle at a ghetto bar for one firm. The patrons thought the skinny white guard with the big hoopty was "alright". I was loved by many ebony beauties because I was ballsy enough to be out there unarmed, save for cuffs and a baton.

My other security gigs were at tv stations and malls. 3rd shift mall cop = free stuff smorgasborg.

I applied for a security job once. they turned me down because I quit and walked off a factory job they had a security contract with.

At the mall, I got free food, free clothes and apparel. Plus, we jumped the Security vehicle off of a 40 degree incline and caught some serious air, on the clock, of course.

I'd get a job like that but in FL you have to be licensed to do anything.

Here in South Carolina, you have to obtain a license from our State Police aka SLED (State Law Enforcement Division). Fingerprinted, courses in edged weapon defense, pepper spray/mace dousing, minimal pr24 training. We were told to go for head shots if we felt threatened.

Well that goes without saying.

CT: Something weird happened at the store today. I bought $4.51 worth of merchandise and I used my credit card. When the screen popped up asking is this amount correct, it said $45.16

This ever happened to anyone else?

I mean when we use our cards all the time it's easy to overlook these things. Thing is the register display showed the right amount yet the slide box window showed x10+. Since I never actually see the bill if I hadn't noticed it do you think it would have actually been a $45 purchase?

Did you watch a strange video and then take a phone call?

I wish.

At the mall, I got free food, free clothes and apparel. Plus, we jumped the Security vehicle off of a 40 degree incline and caught some serious air, on the clock, of course.

I normally hate malls. They tend to make me have panic attacks. However, since it is closed at night, I would totally do that shit. Sounds like a blast.

Other CT: A friend of mine who is in a similar spot as I was 10 years ago decided to go to the dark side...as in back to methamphetamines. She stopped using before when she got pregnant with her oldest son *now 9*.  I let her use a phone on my cell account (she then ran up almost $200 in data overages for June),gave her and her young daughter rides if I could (public transportation here sucks), helped her pick up her boys for visitation (their dad came from money and is one of those dicks who likes to deny visitation for no real reason). The first year of her daughters life, they were staying in shelters and she finally has small apartment of her own, albeit deep in the ghetto. She got a job setting appointment sales over the phone (one step above telemarketing).
Then she had to start fucking the tweeker asshole at work. Several friends told her he wasn't good.
She flipped the fuck out on me because I had to sign my kids up for preschool and wasn't able to pick up her daughter from the sitter. Suddenly, I only care about myself and I am a horrible mom to boot. Said she wasn't gonna pay me back the $80 I loaned her until her child support came. Said she didn't need the phone, but refused to give me the phone. I shut off service to that phone. A mutual friend told me yesterday that she is bitching that I shut off *her* phone (it is mine) and is convinced every red van going down her street is me "looking for" her.
Oh yeah.. I also found a "glass dick" pipe in her bathroom under the sink while looking for toilet paper. It was blackened. And I supposed to believe her that it is the next door neighbors? Like its ok for them to leave a pipe in an unlocked cabinet when she has a 2 year old running around.
It seems like she is bound and determined to live like a Lifetime Movie of the Week.
Fuck that.
I worry about her daughter. She has been super-agressive with my twins, who are 11 months older than her. Pulling hair, biting. Pinching and leaving marks on them.
Ugh.

Sounds like a friend you could do without?

Yeah 

I'm not talking to her. I made it known that she needs to apoligize before I talk to her again. A mutual friend let her know that if the phone isn't returned (an android), I will be forced to report it stolen. That means I have to also file a police report, which is the last thing I want to do.
Not that I normally care what others think, but I am glad that mutual friends have stuck up for me to her.

However, I do worry about her daughter. Her biodad wants nothing to do with her, and her mom's family is a bunch of drama queens as well as her mom when sober. She spent the first 18 months of her life in shelters and now her mom is smoking dope.  I don't like thinking about her getting put in foster care because of her mom's actions. Sadly, she will end up there unless Mom realizes what she's doing wrong.

No good deed goes unpunished ya know?

I learned that YEARS ago ...
... unless I'm getting paid for it!