There is no White Castle up here 

But I can at least buy frozen White Castle burgers in the freezer aisle of my local supramarket 

White Castle isn't all that, it's good once in a while I guess (along with all fast food, except for Wendy's, I could eat that shit 3 times a week).

I like fish & chips.

But I can at least buy frozen White Castle burgers in the freezer aisle of my local supramarket 

Ditto! How fucking perfect are those little fuckers for a late night smashed snack?! I like to add a little dollop of ketchup, and have the perfect system for getting them to not end up shitty and stale tasting out of the micro. I can't remember if this "perfect system" was written on the box or if I figured it out, but I like to think it was a stroke of drunken/stoned genius.

I like fish & chips.

Who doesn't?! I had haddock fish'n'chips in Cornwall this past summer. And Cornish pasties. Endless fucking Cornish pasties. Mmmm.

You'd think I was hungry, and hadn't just eaten a big fat NY strip with Boston beans and onions and peppers and beer and really nice Far Niente wine. But I did!

si, have you seen harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay? it's almost as funny as the first one.

I haven't, and I'd actually been avoiding it cuz I'd heard it was absolutely TERRIBLE. Glad to hear not everyone thought so - I'll have to check it out.

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si, have you seen harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay? it's almost as funny as the first one.

I haven't, and I'd actually been avoiding it cuz I'd heard it was absolutely TERRIBLE. Glad to hear not everyone thought so - I'll have to check it out.

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Gummy shark for the fish down here... the greatest fish for fish & chips in my very humble opinion. And as an added bonus, its probably full of mercury.

fish & chips at the pub this summer!!!

and yeah i agree wendy's is the best fast food

Gummy shark for the fish down here... the greatest fish for fish & chips in my very humble opinion. And as an added bonus, its probably full of mercury.

Never even heard of it. You antipodeans and your weird fauna!

I had rockfish in Cairns the other year. When I asked the fish & chip shop lady what type of fish rockfish was the response was:

"It's fish from the rocks"

If you can work out what she meant, then you are a much smarter person than I.

si, have you seen harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay? it's almost as funny as the first one.

I haven't, and I'd actually been avoiding it cuz I'd heard it was absolutely TERRIBLE. Glad to hear not everyone thought so - I'll have to check it out.

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It was good, C and I both liked it.

here's a pic of us from January in the USPS museum in DC (pic taken by grady!):

wendy's is the best fast food

I've never had good experiences with Wendy's. McDonald's sucks now that I'm not a kid anymore, and Burger King has sucked forever. Except their onion rings.

Sonic, on the other hand, is the shit. I like Subway too, but I'm sure I'd feel differently if I had access to actual proper-job sub shops.

We have a place here called Mid-East Fast Food. Great shwarmas.

Grady made it out East, huh?

Shootin' glasses...

Yup. The three of us played an interesting game of "I never" with Emp.

Yup. The three of us played an interesting game of "I never" with Emp.

Yeah I was invited to meet you guys at J.Patricks. Unemployment occasionally puts a damper on my social life.

But I can at least buy frozen White Castle burgers in the freezer aisle of my local supramarket 

Ditto! How fucking perfect are those little fuckers for a late night smashed snack?! I like to add a little dollop of ketchup, and have the perfect system for getting them to not end up shitty and stale tasting out of the micro. I can't remember if this "perfect system" was written on the box or if I figured it out, but I like to think it was a stroke of drunken/stoned genius.

I have a coupon on my fridge for them at the moment.  Should be going to get some in the next few days.  They are pretty much a perfect food.  And I'd like to here more about this perfect system you have if you even figure it out.  I never had a problem with keeping them in the microwave a little extra long then letting them cool.  Biting into one of those with a cold center just makes me wanna break shit.

Oh and I had the best fucking haddock fish and chip meal the other day except I substituted the fries for onion rings.  But the fish was two huge slabs of phenomenal and OMG I'M FUCKING HUNGRY NOW AND ALL I HAVE IS RAMEN DAMNIT!!!!!

Haddock is great. Must be pretty readily available up there in the frozen North. We don't get it here at all, unless my boss or someone brings it in.

The perfect system I was referring to is to wrap each of the suckers in a paper towel, which makes 'em steamy and delicious (and also keeps 'em warm till you unwrap each one) and avoids having them stick to the plate or get all micro-crispy and stale.

A game of "I never" that degenerated into grady and I talking about hating cops, really.

Haddock is great. Must be pretty readily available up there in the frozen North. We don't get it here at all, unless my boss or someone brings it in.

The perfect system I was referring to is to wrap each of the suckers in a paper towel, which makes 'em steamy and delicious (and also keeps 'em warm till you unwrap each one) and avoids having them stick to the plate or get all micro-crispy and stale.

Haddock is readily available, and not too expensive, but apparently according to wikipedia it's classified as "vulnerable".  The best fish to eat in these parts that isn't served is restaurants is white perch.  When they are spawning in the lakes you can fucking catch dozens of them in a few minutes.

And what is this "I never" game?  Do tell.

So had you already been individually PT-wrapping them?

No sir I haven't, I'll try it though

"I never" is a drinking game. You say a statement that starts with "I never", and if the statement is a lie you drink.

For example, if I said: "I never went to a movie", I would drink because I have gone to a movie. All the other people playing who have been to a movie would drink as well. If they hadn't ever been to a movie, they wouldn't drink.

Usually the statements are more interesting than "I never went to a movie", though. 

we played that on the last day of university. I got absolutely destroyed. The funny thing was we found there was 5 chicks who at least two of us had fooled around with, one of whom was taking part in the game!

Funny when you figure shit like that out. Living on a small island helps encourage those coincidences. At one party I went to, I realized that I'd slept with at least 8 chicks who were there. Almost none of them knew about any of the others, too.

Player

Or is that man-slut?

We call that "bloke" down where I'm from.

I couldn't give you a number if you asked. Less than 50 probably, but only because my wife intervened... by becoming my wife

EH......at least I've slept with more females than Bagman.  But he seems to have started a craigslist tear and will probably zoom past my number in no time if he keeps fucking Beasts.

I eat fast food every meal, of every day.

Oh and Tricky, I retract my offer.

I eat fast food every meal, of every day.

Oh and Tricky, I retract my offer.

hahahaha, I think I'll go cry now.