Danzig, you honest fuck.

I am all depleted.

Gah-ross.

Come on people. Where are the photos?

Weird shop near the Tsukiji fish market. They had a giant sea turtle, a stuffed bear, a few stuffed cats (including a tiger head), and some other oddities.



This fine young lady (69 - was turning 70 in a few months) came up to me in a grocery store in Kamakura and started flirting with me. She posed for a couple of pictures, and between photos grabbed my ass hahaha. She also gave me a teacup and saucer which I now cherish, and have on display on my kitchen counter.

Did you dominate that shit or what?

Liar! You told me you didn't get any play

She saw his plastic fantastic peepee online, and wanted to sample the real thing.

Animaniacs - Good Idea, Bad Idea #06 : Kissing a loved one

Animaniacs - Good Idea, Bad Idea #06 : Kissing a loved one

Good Idea, Bad Idea Compilation

Was posted in RT recently. Freaky..

Liar! You told me you didn't get any play

I also didn't tell you that while I was at Gas Panic sitting at the bar before you got there, these two cute girls sat down next to me and were smiling and giggling at me. I asked if they spoke English and then looked at each other and shook their heads no. I didn't know what else to say or do after that so I sat there in awkward silence looking at the door waiting for you to get there. They eventually got up and walked away after a couple of minutes of me ignoring them. STRIKE OUT.

It was pretty embarrassing. I mean I already have a tough time going up to a woman in a bar and talking in English. Imagine if you throw in the language barrier.

I need to make that Japan thread, don't I?

No, the language barrier is your friend. You really should have had a cheap digital translator, the ones the talk.....asian girls love that shit.

Yeah, I'd have just gone for it, and not cared ...

Not like you were gonna see her ever again after your load of hot, steaming love batter landed in her hair...

Exactly my point; also, her stalking you from across the world is highly unlikely ...

Yeah, I'd'a been 'all-in' ...

Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?

Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill: Vol. 1

(0:37 thru 1:18)

I'm scared to do it with a Japanese guy again, because I have been disappointed in the past.

well, let's all hope for the best (for each other!) when we go to Japan!

When he says "we" he really means "Nick, Ian, Brook, and Sasha".

Liar! You told me you didn't get any play

I also didn't tell you that while I was at Gas Panic sitting at the bar before you got there, these two cute girls sat down next to me and were smiling and giggling at me. I asked if they spoke English and then looked at each other and shook their heads no. I didn't know what else to say or do after that so I sat there in awkward silence looking at the door waiting for you to get there. They eventually got up and walked away after a couple of minutes of me ignoring them. STRIKE OUT.

It was pretty embarrassing. I mean I already have a tough time going up to a woman in a bar and talking in English. Imagine if you throw in the language barrier.

I need to make that Japan thread, don't I?

THIS IS WHEN YOU BUY THEM BOTH DRINKS AND HAVE A LAUGH WITH YOUR LANGUAGE DIFFICULTIES.
Holy shit, they were trying to pick you up. At least you could have contained them until I got there and did the hard work for you. How the hell can you fail to get laid when you get hit on at Gas Panic on your last night in Japan. I would jump out of my office window right now except I'm only on the 3rd floor and would survive with painful spinal injuries.

"From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me."

"I'm counting on it."

But seriously. WTF Kyle? I think your incredible sexual prowess would get a lot more respect around here if you'd come back from Japan able to tell a story about an incredible night spent with a couple of cuties.

Sex workers aint cheap over there. Damm it's expensive.

THIS IS WHEN YOU BUY THEM BOTH DRINKS AND HAVE A LAUGH WITH YOUR LANGUAGE DIFFICULTIES.

I was worried I couldn't afford drinks for them both -- remember I only had like $15 left, and I'd already spent some on beer for myself. Crap situation that I put myself into. So I sat there, looking like a douchebag(man), sipping my drink, wondering when the hell you were getting there.

Also, I never asked you but that girl you brought along (her name escapes me) -- were you trying to hook us up? She wasn't that cute, but was pretty cool. If you were, that's two STRIKE OUTs in one fucking night.

You haven't travelled much, huh?

Actually I have!

But it doesn't matter if I am on fucking Mars, I can't get past the "first approach" anxiety. I am not a "pick-up artist" at ALL. It just happens then when I do end up taking a girl home, magic apparently happens.  None of the women I have brought back home I have had to "pick up". They did the work for me. Once I'm in a conversation with the gals, I'm fine. It's just the initial wall that I cannot break through.

You hear that guys? Magic! MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC.

Peter Pan - Do you Believe in magic?

Actually I have!

But it doesn't matter if I am on fucking Mars, I can't get past the "first approach" anxiety.

I'm not talking about the language barrier or breaking the ice or anxiety or anything else. What the hell were you doing going out with only fifteen bucks on you? The mind boggles.

"From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me."

"I'm counting on it."

But seriously. WTF Kyle? I think your incredible sexual prowess would get a lot more respect around here if you'd come back from Japan able to tell a story about an incredible night spent with a couple of cuties.

That's 2 hetero points for today

"From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn't kill me."

"I'm counting on it."

But seriously. WTF Kyle? I think your incredible sexual prowess would get a lot more respect around here if you'd come back from Japan able to tell a story about an incredible night spent with a couple of cuties.

That's 2 hetero points for today

I gave you one too, because you're A-team awesome

Thanks! I returned the favor.

but mostly because i love me the red heads.