No, I can fly, just not for more than a few hours ...

Good to read. I lament you didnt get 'unrestricted' as the verdict.

Maybe we'll talk after you peepz return from Japan ...

Less talking more doing....

I was just thinking about what I would be doing on November 1 when I realized you all would be showing up. Bansai!

You are going to be happy your wife isn't going to be in town since you have had a crush on tricky for so many years.

All yo' drinks are gonna be spiked freaky girls

I anticipated as much so I'm only drinking beer out of bottles, no mixed drinks.  I'm also going to purchase a little switch blade if I can find the Japanese equivalent of a fireworks/porn/knife/cell phone shop right when I get into town. 

Asshole ...

heh ...

I anticipated as much so I'm only drinking beer out of bottles, no mixed drinks.  I'm also going to purchase a little switch blade if I can find the Japanese equivalent of a fireworks/porn/knife/cell phone shop right when I get into town. 

LOL

I'm also going to purchase a little switch blade if I can find the Japanese equivalent of a fireworks/porn/knife/cell phone shop right when I get into town.  

So would she stab you if I asked to make a plaster cast of her butthole?

DAMN.  NO ONE ASK FOR THIS, PLEASE.

I cannot take any chances assuming Luke, or god forbid Kyle, has my back in a foreign country.

I completely understand Sasha. I carry a large pocket knife that while not a switchblade opens amazingly fast with a flick of the wrist. I always try to make sure I have it with me at all times.

Yeah I have one of those, I make sure I dressed it up with a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter so when the cops try to take it  tell them it's for land and sea rescue. It has worked. The Coasties didn't take it...

Yeah I carry a vial of chloroform and a rag at all times. For protection.

keeping it victorian, I see. Do you also dabble in typhoid?

Perchance...

I just carry a gun; it really DOES work, you know ...

I don't carry anything.

Pussies.

I just look tougher than I am.

Me too. 

I don't carry anything carry my fakock.

Pussies.

That'd ward off attackers, I'm sure ...

If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.

If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.

If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.

i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!

I just carry a gun; it really DOES work, you know ...

Thanks, Hip ...

If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.

i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!

I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?

NO!

no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.

(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)

There's that too ...

I've worn less to the club.  No one would think you were a prostitute.

I've worn less to the club.  No one would think you were a prostitute.

Yes Sasha, but you were getting paid by the song, plus tips, to dance there