No, we're all Fred; you just lack his humor ...

Black hoodie. Dave Thrash: Porcelain Reaper.

Noice.

W3rd ...

No, we're all Fred; you just lack his humor ...

This is tru.

You look a lot older and more grizzled than I had imagined.

Not bull dyke, but went pretty short last spring. Trying to grow my hair past my shoulders. I won't make it, I never do

When my hair is short it is so hard to get it past the shoulder stage.  I feel like it looks like a mullet.  Now it is to the middle of my back.  I'm going to grow it to my butt and then cut if off and donate it to a certain fat goth boy we know so he can wear it when he goes bald.

Luke?

When my hair is short it is so hard to get it past the shoulder stage.  I feel like it looks like a mullet.  Now it is to the middle of my back.  I'm going to grow it to my butt and then cut if off and donate it to a certain fat goth boy we know so he can wear it when he goes bald.

Just make sure you clean all the diseases off it first.

Dr House... can you do an English accent, Hugh Laurie?

Bwahahaha

Damn. I missed that. Ian, does that make you Stephen Fry?

I'm far too fat to be Stephen Fry, and far less droll. More like Jeremy Clarkson.

Yes, that was a random choice...

I don't really look like that, mostly ...

I'm usually clean shaven with a shaved head ...
... very clean-cut

I look much younger than I really am; just not there, thus, why I posted it ...

yeah yeah.... make with the rest of the nude amateur bathroom cell phone pix already, Danzig wants to size you up...

Heh ...

I'd win ...

you'd win?

I didnt realise how far you stuff it down his throat was a competition...

That contest would be a simple matter of penis to throat differential...

NONE OF YOU ARE PUTTING YOUR RESPECTIVE PENII IN MY MOUTH.

None of you have played your cards right.

Pssht.  That's not what you said in the thread where you first mentioned your bisexuality.

I would think there would have to be more to bisexuality than just a little dick sucking. If say, for instance, Dylan willing heads to the Rape Barn and sprawls prone, then I think it would be fair to call him bisexual. Even when two guys are DPing a lady, their balls are banging together and the thin wall of flesh keeping the dongs apart is mere a technicality.

Damn. I missed that. Ian, does that make you Stephen Fry?

Hahaha!

Well, at least he "respects" our penii ....

I would think there would have to be more to bisexuality than just a little dick sucking. If say, for instance, Dylan willing heads to the Rape Barn and sprawls prone, then I think it would be fair to call him bisexual. Even when two guys are DPing a lady, their balls are banging together and the thin wall of flesh keeping the dongs apart is mere a technicality.

I'd never kiss a dude, or date a dude....so, whatever, I don't even consider myself bisexual.

What if he sucked his own cock... Would you kiss him then ?

Did you just pop one whilst typing that?

Sexuality doesn't imply that you want to make an emotional connection, have a relationship, or be otherwise intimate.  Sexuality only relates to sexual desire.

If you're an otherwise straight dude who will sometimes engage in oral or anal sex or mutual masturbation with another dude, you're bisexual by the very definition of the word (or getting raped a lot if you don't desire it).

Soap: I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
Tom: You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.

Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman had a rule of no kissing on the mouth, but she was a ho.  I don't think anyone would pay to hit that stack of big mac booty Dylan has to offer.