Yeah but you chopped them off...

Isn't that Sasha?

pretty sure its lucas man.

Guess who this cunningly disguised fellow is...

Uhhh... Brian Eno?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

... good thing I cheated on THAT diet last night!

I went as Dr. Heiter from The Human Centipede.

Creeeeeepy

You never go ass to mouth.

Hot, abused housewife looks fab on you.

Yeah, she got told twice AND got the backhand class ring...

Hey, you cant take half measures on these things...

It hurts him more than it hurts me. I just make him so angry...

You really should take it out in spankings instead ...
... it's easier to hide the marks

I loved my Halloween costume.  It was so good.  I was finally hot enough to wear it.

Bleed yourself thin in 45 days... details inside!

It really does work.  I stopped bleeding for two and a half weeks and gained five pounds.  Started my bleed out and lost it in a couple of days.  Running+being vegan+bleeding everyday=super skinny. 

There would be a recent photo of my ugly mug smoking a joint on top of a Mayan temple, but I can't find the cable to upload pics from my phone.

Hey Baggie, judging by your girls fishnet top I think you could have provided us with just a little bit better picture eh what?

I mean she was in public and all so no foul right. You really need to keep us 'a breast' on her full attire.   

Aww fuck it, make her show us her tits fool!

Kyle's chick DOES have an exceptional rack...

I wouldn't call it exceptional, more like average, but god damn it I need to see some real nipples and soon!

Kyle make her show us her tits. Hey it's all in the family right.

I need to see some real nipples and soon!

Have you heard about this thing called the internet?

I wouldn't call it exceptional, more like average, but god damn it I need to see some real nipples and soon!

smooth talker.

I need to see some real nipples and soon!

Have you heard about this thing called the internet?

Umm nope, how does one go about using it?

Well, it's simple. First, you pick a lair. This can be any kind of room, but preferably it needs to have a carpet that won't show urine stains if you accidentally knock your mayonnaise jar over.

Second, you need to buy aluminum foil. Lots of it. Enough for four or five trips around the room, including the door. This will create a Farraday Cage that blocks out the Black Helicopter scanning equipment. Use any excess to make a selection of comfortable hats.

Thirdly, you need to go to AOL and sign up for internet service. Use your neighbor's phone line.

Lastly, enjoy the boobies and the Illuminati message boards.

Gee thanks mister.

But I don't trust computers, I heard they sometimes have microphones and cameras built right into them and every time you watch a flash movie they are secretly watching you!

Hey, I was just letting you know how I spend my afternoons.

Sexy, ain't she?

Straight up...