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COME ON, seriously COME ON(Read 15715 times)
Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #30 on: February 28, 2009, 01:44:36 PM
That's cool. I have no aspirations of invading your butthole. I don't want any brown rings around my ding-a-ling.

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What if the bagman throws a children's party on his cock? Would you rent it to him then?

You pedophile fuck!



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #31 on: February 28, 2009, 03:10:24 PM
"*cough* Look over here!

Excuse me, Veronica?"

"Yes? What is it, Brick?"

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"Excuse me?"

"The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?"

"Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"

"That's it!"

"Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?"

"No. Yes. He did."

"OK. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants."

"Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?"

"No, Brick."

"All right. Let's go!"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #32 on: February 28, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
I love lamp.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #33 on: February 28, 2009, 04:56:28 PM
I just burned my tongue.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #34 on: February 28, 2009, 06:16:17 PM
"*cough* Look over here!

Excuse me, Veronica?"

"Yes? What is it, Brick?"

"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

"Excuse me?"

"The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?"

"Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"

"That's it!"

"Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?"

"No. Yes. He did."

"OK. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants."

"Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?"

"No, Brick."

"All right. Let's go!"

How'd I get caught up in this?



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #35 on: February 28, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
At least you had the sense to not join Brick for the party in his pants.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #36 on: February 28, 2009, 08:21:02 PM
Are you sure about that?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: COME ON, seriously COME ON Reply #37 on: February 28, 2009, 08:49:32 PM
Was I drunk?