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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


The Living Dead Trilogy(Read 26003 times)
Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #90 on: April 20, 2009, 12:29:56 PM
Sarah, will you ever stop getting cooler?

Not even after I'm dead.
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Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #91 on: April 20, 2009, 12:30:51 PM
Oh! You are GOOD!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #92 on: April 20, 2009, 02:16:07 PM
Does this technically count as a zombie flick?

Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #93 on: April 20, 2009, 02:17:47 PM
If that movie had a face, I would stab it.
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Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #94 on: April 20, 2009, 03:57:28 PM
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what

i totally get it...

You are so not most women.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #95 on: April 20, 2009, 04:04:38 PM
I liked Diary of the Dead.

Also Resident Evil: Extinction, but I haven't seen the first one



1.  I'm sure you did.
2.  WTF?  Watch the first one, it's the best.  I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.

If the first one was the best then the sequels must have been AWFUL. Resident Evil fucking sucked.

That said, Milla Jovovich is hot.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #96 on: April 20, 2009, 04:06:34 PM
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what

i totally get it...

You are so not most women.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #97 on: April 20, 2009, 04:07:45 PM
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I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.

Oh yeah! It's funny most women just don't get why guys like her. But we do!

what

i totally get it. i would ride that train cross country.

Agreed- she is a babe. Not trying to jump on the Milla bandwagon but I've never heard anyone say they don't get why guys like her...
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #98 on: April 20, 2009, 04:44:03 PM
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I like all the Resident Evils but I'm biased because I'm madly in love with Milla Jovovich.

Oh yeah! It's funny most women just don't get why guys like her. But we do!

Most women = Tru's wife
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #99 on: April 20, 2009, 06:43:48 PM
Sarah, will you ever stop getting cooler?

There IS a limit to how cool she can get.
Once she reaches that point, though, she ceases to exist in our universe altogether.
So, the limit is meaningless.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #100 on: April 20, 2009, 06:50:44 PM
She is already reaching the point of a goddess. 
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #101 on: April 20, 2009, 06:58:43 PM
If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
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Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #102 on: April 20, 2009, 07:27:48 PM
If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #103 on: April 20, 2009, 07:29:28 PM
If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.

ZING!
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Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #104 on: April 20, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.

Lolz

Sarah is cool. Please come over and watch zombie movies with me. NOW!
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #105 on: April 20, 2009, 10:09:44 PM
If only I could grow a cock at will... You two would be taking turns sucking it.
I wouldn't want to upset Neckbeard the Pirate.

I'd swashbuckle him over that she cock.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #106 on: April 20, 2009, 11:28:35 PM
I totally would.
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Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #107 on: April 21, 2009, 12:25:40 AM
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Most women = Tru's wife

And her friends. hehehehe
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #108 on: April 21, 2009, 02:57:30 AM
All of this talk of zombies and nobody mentioned Beetle Juice? Har har har.
I saw "I Walked with a Zombie", which is an old school movie from 1943, but it lacks the necessary gore and apocalyptic feel to fit in well with this list.
When it comes to those zombie movies, I give Dawn of the Dead top honors, Shaun of the Dead (which I just saw for the first time a few weeks back) gets high marks and I am Legend gets fail.
Here's a list of zombie movies by box office gross



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #109 on: April 21, 2009, 06:50:42 AM
or Reanimator?



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #110 on: April 21, 2009, 08:56:21 AM
Off topic, but I LOVED Pumpkinhead.  What a classic horror flick.  Lance Henrikson is the fucking MAN.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #111 on: April 21, 2009, 08:58:06 AM
I am Legend gets fail.
The original film, "The Last Man on Earth", was pretty dramatic!

The Last Man on Earth (1964) - Public Domain
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #112 on: April 21, 2009, 10:12:40 AM
or Reanimator?

I said Re-Animator, gaddammit.

Of course, it was surrounded by a bunch of other words and sentences in paragraph form so it would make sense that people like you and Ziggy might miss it.
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Re: The Living Dead Trilogy Reply #113 on: April 22, 2009, 05:32:04 AM
Of course I missed it... you think I actually read everything posted here?

Ooops, did I say that last bit out loud?