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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


OMG Mosh(Read 3252 times)
OMG Mosh on: April 18, 2009, 07:04:47 AM
Remember when you told me all of your hopes and dreams....

I found a video of it

Stavros Flatly - Greek Irish Dancers - Britains Got Talent 2009
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 07:18:19 AM
The "Greek" part was danzig's (and/or Kyle's) dream ....
You're "amalgomating" again, man ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: OMG Mosh Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 07:55:32 AM
WTF???

That kid has bigger man boobs than I do.

Fuck, I hope the malaka's here dont see that shit... we'll be inundated.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 08:56:12 AM
I see the word greek.... sula, vula, tula, mula...  and a guppy
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #4 on: April 18, 2009, 08:58:06 AM
I just think with my stomach.

Souvlaki.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #5 on: April 19, 2009, 06:02:11 AM
Ouzo.
Heck yeah.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #6 on: April 19, 2009, 06:29:47 AM
Spanikopita.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #7 on: April 24, 2009, 06:13:11 PM
Auschwitz
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #8 on: April 24, 2009, 06:25:34 PM
Remember when you told me all of your hopes and dreams....

I found a video of it

Stavros Flatly - Greek Irish Dancers - Britains Got Talent 2009
All I can think about is how bullied that kid is going to get... and about the white socks.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #9 on: April 24, 2009, 08:37:20 PM
Nah, he's that smart at 12 he'll be fine
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: OMG Mosh Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 08:55:18 PM
Think of the poon he'll be rolling in...