I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
Also, I wouldn't mind meeting a chick that looked like Debra Harry looked twenty-five years ago. Goddamn. I SAID GODDAMN.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I think you messed that up, it's actually "Strange women make decisions about you".