Wait wait, you were going to take Sasha's advice???

I mean, it was good for Kyle who regularly gets his ween caught in his zipper. But you display more sense. When Mosh gets in country, you and krsna should come to Jax. We'll teach you to think like a man. Then you can avoid all this shit by being one of us.

No no, I wasn't planning on following Sasha's advice... I'm saying that guy sort of used that trick on me. I mean there was aobviously no break up (since it was soo not even serious, just a one time date), but I mean in the flaking out shit. By his making plans, flaking, asking if I want to go out another time, etc., it relates to Sashas post. So he doesn't look like an asshole in his mind, he just looks like a flake. As if I'm so dumb that I don't get it.

Zoomie I'd love to get schooled in the ways of men. Teach me oh wise one.

Honestly, I hope he asks me out again, so I can pull the shit he did to me, to him. But I'm not holding my breath on that one. One day I just want to know the sweet taste of revenge... *sigh*

It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).

Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.

 It's so great being a guy.

Man, you pretty much nailed it.

It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).

Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.

 It's so great being a guy.

Sounds like I'm already a guy...

(Except for the fucking anyone at any time.)

It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).

Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.

 It's so great being a guy.

Sounds like I'm already a guy...

(Except for the fucking anyone at any time.)

You don't have to be a guy to have that describe you. You can just be drunk or nineteen.

I'm a drunk nineteen year old boy. woooo!

Yeah mentally so am I.

Agreed, however, I'd just say "I can't make it." and be done with it ...
After the 4-some, I'd call you ...

Hi, I'm Dave, I'm a MALE, and I'm scum!

I think I just became a woman.

I think I just became a woman.

Please don't IM me anymore.

I think I just became a woman.

Please don't IM me anymore.

Ok.

Fwahahaha

I'm going to offer nothing to this conversation that I've not already said.
However!

Why wait for steak when there's a hamburger in front of you?

This is why Krsna is the one to listen to when it comes to this kind of advice.
He knows what the game is like, and he's devious.
Luckily, he doesn't despise you.

PS:

Wait wait, you were going to take Sasha's advice???

This is why Zoomie is NOT the one to listen to when it comes to this kind of advice.
He has forgotten what the game is like, and he can't follow simple conversational cues.
Sadly, he doesn't despise you.

Well, anyways I plan to get really wasted tonight.

Oh, if you get wasted make sure to skype call me

Well, anyways I plan to get really wasted tonight.

Hide your phone from yourself.

Good idea...

I'm going to abuse pain killers!

It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).

Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.

 It's so great being a guy.

Sounds like I'm already a guy...

Post pix of your penis!

It's easy. Aim high, accept low, be ready to fuck anyone at any time and objectify every woman except the one you love (but you can still call her a bitch to your friends).

Outside of that, you make it up as you go along. And always buy shit you don't need. Lots of it.

 It's so great being a guy.

Sounds like I'm already a guy...

Post pix of your penis!

Tricky doesn't have the "I'm trying to hold my enormous penis between my legs so no one knows I'm a dude" stride, so you'd probably be disappointed with the size.

I could post pics of my fake pee pee.

How about real pictures of your pee?

No.

Come on, just pee in a glass and take a picture. 

Ew. No.

Wait wait, you were going to take Sasha's advice???

I mean, it was good for Kyle who regularly gets his ween caught in his zipper. But you display more sense. When Mosh gets in country, you and krsna should come to Jax. We'll teach you to think like a man. Then you can avoid all this shit by being one of us.

I suppose I'm in charge of what is and isnt a knife training and the finer points of throwing shrimp on barbies?

Well, since you tossed it out there...

Heh. I said tossed it out there. Heh.

Ew. No.

You'll come around, my sweet little waif.  *Pats head*

Zoom, you're going to be in Jax in October?