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There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.


A word to all fellow humans(Read 25784 times)
Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #90 on: April 25, 2009, 03:52:28 PM
Dear Zoomie,
How do you tell a guy that you met a week ago, who you have now gone on three dates with (he did all the asking out on dates), who asks you to hang out on Sunday, that you no longer want to hang out in that way?
Tell him "Listen, I've had a good time in the last 2 weeks, but I don't think we should date anymore.  I'm just not sure we're going to get along."
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #91 on: April 25, 2009, 03:53:13 PM
tell him you have decided to enter a nunnery.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #92 on: April 25, 2009, 03:58:34 PM
Just hand him a bar of soap.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #93 on: April 25, 2009, 03:58:55 PM
Dear Sarah and Luke,
Go fuck each other she was asking me.
Love Zoomie.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #94 on: April 25, 2009, 04:03:06 PM
damm, you know something is wrong when he dont even tell you to fuck off.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #95 on: April 25, 2009, 04:22:00 PM
Hay, Luke, I got Zoomie's permission for us to fuck so let's go do that.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #96 on: April 25, 2009, 04:27:08 PM
Dear Zoomie.
Thanks
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #97 on: April 25, 2009, 04:47:06 PM
Hay, Luke, I got Zoomie's permission for us to fuck so let's go do that.
Yeah, we better do what he says, or else he'll get REALLY mad.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #98 on: April 25, 2009, 04:53:54 PM
Yeah cuz I'll get out my spear and magic helmet...


« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 04:54:30 PM by Zoomie »
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #99 on: April 25, 2009, 06:58:58 PM
I think I'm going to need the magic helmet for this one.
We also have enough of her spawn children running around.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #100 on: April 25, 2009, 07:04:14 PM
Yeah that's what you need.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #101 on: April 26, 2009, 01:18:00 AM
damm, you know something is wrong when he dont even tell you to fuck off.

Or even when he suggests hetero sex...



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #102 on: May 04, 2009, 08:43:47 PM
So, about a week ago, I sent this guy (the same one I refer to earlier in this thread, who canceled on me) a message on a social networking website that we are both on. In the message I more or less said, "I felt the need to send you a message and say something, such as, I think I got a little bit of a bruised ego over whatever... but in any event I hope we can be friends. I want to know that if run into each other that we can be friendly and it won't be weird."

And he doesn't even bother to respond. What an asshole. I wasn't even trying to ask him out again, I was just trying to make sure we are cool. If I do run into him at some point, it will not be pleasant and I'll likely feel really shitty. The reason I bothered to send him the message is we both go to some of the same events in NYC and I'm bound to see him at one of them sometime in the future. Well, fuck him.
« Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 08:45:00 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #103 on: May 04, 2009, 10:34:23 PM
So, about a week ago, I sent this guy (the same one I refer to earlier in this thread, who canceled on me) a message on a social networking website that we are both on. In the message I more or less said, "I felt the need to send you a message and say something, such as, I think I got a little bit of a bruised ego over whatever... but in any event I hope we can be friends. I want to know that if run into each other that we can be friendly and it won't be weird."

And he doesn't even bother to respond. What an asshole. I wasn't even trying to ask him out again, I was just trying to make sure we are cool. If I do run into him at some point, it will not be pleasant and I'll likely feel really shitty. The reason I bothered to send him the message is we both go to some of the same events in NYC and I'm bound to see him at one of them sometime in the future. Well, fuck him.

Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #104 on: May 04, 2009, 10:37:29 PM
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #105 on: May 04, 2009, 10:39:57 PM
Yeah yeah no one cares. Including him.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #106 on: May 04, 2009, 10:45:22 PM
@ticky : I like the way you didnt pick one of the insulting ones.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #107 on: May 04, 2009, 10:50:49 PM
Zoomie did someone piss in your cheerios this morning?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #108 on: May 04, 2009, 11:10:04 PM
No I just wanted to be the old drunk guy of the day to get abused by you.

And you're ruining my dream.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #109 on: May 04, 2009, 11:51:27 PM
Cheerios are best with a little pee.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #110 on: May 05, 2009, 12:57:01 AM
So, about a week ago, I sent this guy (the same one I refer to earlier in this thread, who canceled on me) a message ... Well, fuck him.
Now is probably the WORST time to say "I told you so", right?
Someone give me some guidance, here.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #111 on: May 05, 2009, 05:02:49 AM
let it slide... there'll be much better opportunities in the future!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #112 on: May 05, 2009, 07:52:15 AM
Mosh are you offering?? :P
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #113 on: May 05, 2009, 10:01:51 AM
HIT IT AND QUIT IT BROOK

GET SOME OF THAT AUSSIE LOVIN IN JAPAN
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #114 on: May 05, 2009, 10:06:53 AM
HAWT
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #115 on: May 07, 2009, 05:04:26 AM
AND ORESUM!!



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #116 on: May 12, 2009, 02:58:11 PM
... People who lie to me are usually too dumb to realize that I will figure out their lie, then they will suffer.
I don't know if I'm getting better at sussing out the truth or people have actually increased lying to me. I think it's a combination.

I found out another lie today. I don't understand why people do it, why they need to try and make themselves look better. These aren't people with bad self esteem, at least I didn't think so.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #117 on: May 14, 2009, 07:44:59 PM
Guy that ditched me for 3 chicks responded to my message today. 2 weeks later. What a fucking weirdo.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #118 on: May 14, 2009, 09:32:27 PM
probably has nothing to do.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: A word to all fellow humans Reply #119 on: May 14, 2009, 09:57:38 PM
You mean noone to do?
you treat me like a monologue ho