Jesus holds back my hair too when I'm back home from a heavy binge.

I love that picture in so many ways for so many reasons. 

an HF tribute to IVY....the worlds trashiest robo slut

how the fuck did I miss that one??? 



*pisses himself*

Does that look like a certain British girl we used to know?

Yep. Quite a bit.

Yes. You are. But you don't have this one:

you gotta watch that Jesus fucker.....


more than once he has been behind me while i'm puking my guts out, and every time, the cocksucker has to start fingering me.  First a pinky, then two, then his whole fist.  Sneaky fuck, he is.

Only a jedi, Jesus will fist.  Strong with the force, you must be.