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OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.

Women are pretty gross.  I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous.  If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.

Is that narcissistic?

Textbook ...

OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. That is filthy. I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF? Imagine if guys did such things, like if a bunch of roommates all started syncing up their mid-morning bowel movements. I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me. I'd recommend you all cut it the fuck out.

Women are pretty gross.  I'd be gay if guys weren't hideous.  If I could clone myself except my clone was a super hot chick with my brain, I'd totally marry him/her/me.

Is that narcissistic?

Nah dude, thats not narcissitic, that's GAY!

I bet you eat your own creampies.

"J" almost blew my goo on my face Sunday. She was beating my meat, and when I erupted she pointed my cock upwards. Speckles hit just above my nipple. Gross.

I'll get bagman's new address and you guys can send him all the used tampons you can fit in a box.

Hahaha. I dare you.

This actually CAN end well...

Oh I'm excited!

OK here's something that's always bothered me about chicks.

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say unconscious collective behavior really disgusts me.

well, in this case, that's actually horomonal.  You could saturate the air with the same kinds of horomones that spew out of pre-menstrual girls, and they'd sync to that release.

So, it can't be unconscious.

Correction: so it can be conscious.

Hormones are normally unconscious releases. The only exception is in the Revenge of the Nerds radio-play when the Nerds break into the biochem building, steal vials of estrogen and release them into the air-ducts of Phi Sigma Sigma. And even in that rare case, it's only conscious on the part of the Nerds. So I'm sticking to my initial self-righteous disgust. Control yourselves, ladies. Don't give in to peer pressure.

Hormones are normally unconscious releases.

I guess I'm thinking of it as biological and separate from the brain, and I'm thinking of unconscious as having to do with brain activity.

Otherwise, you could say that gastric rumbles are unconscious behaviors, that toenails growing is an unconscious behavior, or that a joint popping is an unconscious behavior.

Or, to bring this down to the LG level once more, that my ejaculation upon your mother's tits is unconscious.

Yeah, the ejaculatory act itself is unconscious, but imagining it's goatse's asshole you're coming onto/into is a conscious act.

Consciousness requires a cognizance of and usually control over. Hormones and ejaculate can emerge when you're asleep or comatose and without control.

I put sand in the Vaseline when I sleepwalk ...

Yeah, the ejaculatory act itself is unconscious, but imagining it's goatse's asshole you're coming onto/into is a conscious act.

Consciousness requires a cognizance of and usually control over. Hormones and ejaculate can emerge when you're asleep or comatose and without control.

and without a brain!
I think you need a brain to be able to have unconscious acts.  otherwise, it's just biological.

Consciousness resides in the brain. Hence why "getting knocked unconscious" can be euphemized into "getting knocked brainless" but not "getting knocked into your underlying motivations." In other words you're speaking about the psychological "unconscious mind" and I'm speaking of the physiological "unconscious."

Consciousness resides in the brain. Hence why "getting knocked unconscious" can be euphemized into "getting knocked brainless" but not "getting knocked into your underlying motivations." In other words you're speaking about the psychological "unconscious mind" and I'm speaking of the physiological "unconscious."

right!

and rather than use the same word ("unconscious") to mean two different things, I'm clarifying your "physiological unconscious" as "biological".

No you're shortening your "unconscious mind" into "unconscious." The term "biological" is way too broad for my purposes. It covers both of our meanings. The problem is that the physiological "unconsciousness" is a misnomer. It would more properly be termed "non-consciousness." As such I'm prepared to clarify but not emend my statement thus:

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say non-conscious collective behavior really disgusts me.

Sadly this cuts out:

I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF?

Perhaps this is the best:

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say collective behavior that is not self-willed really disgusts me. C'mon ladies, where's your wille zur macht?

You both:

No you're shortening your "unconscious mind" into "unconscious." The term "biological" is way too broad for my purposes. It covers both of our meanings. The problem is that the physiological "unconsciousness" is a misnomer. It would more properly be termed "non-consciousness." As such I'm prepared to clarify but not emend my statement thus:

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say non-conscious collective behavior really disgusts me.

Sadly this cuts out:

I notice you also all go to the bathroom together. Again, WTF?

Perhaps this is the best:

Apparently when you live together your menstrual cycles all start to match up and cycle at the same time. ... I have to say collective behavior that is not self-willed really disgusts me. C'mon ladies, where's your wille zur macht?

I'll accept this. 

Haha OK. I love how we were in agreement the whole time, but it took the form of an argument. It was enough to irritate at least one other person so I'd declare it a partial success.

I thought brains weren't allowed on this board ...

Mosh, update the disclaimer ...

mmm virgin men. drooool.
Ive had me a virgin boy. we were 17 then, but still uber fun.
I rocked that boys world. He still comes back for his fix every few years.

Baggy was 28.

Yeah, I read that.  I hope it was the best pussy he could get. Why didnt he just pay for it? Or give it away and regret it later like the rest of us?

He "wanted it to mean something". Eventually he just started picking up women on Craigslist, fucking them and dumping them.

But, to quote Elvin Bishop:

He fooled around and fell in love...

Hahahahaha what a naiive fucker. doesnt he know you dont have to be in love to get a woody?

Dont waste wood. It makes jeebus cry.

and cl?
Dude, have some class and shell out the member fee for onlineboootycall.com

Meh he got cooties from one of them. And now they're dating.

hahahahahaha

If yougot cooties you might as well date and fuck em over by marrying em. the ultimate punishment.

The year ain't over yet...

From virgin to STD in 8 months.

Not paying for sex was more a pride thing for me (still is), it's not that I wanted my first sex to "mean something" or some emo shit. It was the fact that I didn't want to pay for the sex, and I also didn't want to have to explain to the first real girl I liked/loved that I paid for sex. I mean I didn't tell the girl she was my first until almost two months after the fact. Then it was just nonchalantly. Now that I am completely over the fear of the unknown, I'm a fuck machine.