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Happy Birthday Krapsna...(Read 11170 times)
Happy Birthday Krapsna... on: April 21, 2009, 08:45:47 AM
...you sick fuck. Now go blaze up and father another kid.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 08:48:40 AM
Happy berfday.  I'm so excited for you.  Seriously, look how excited I am:

~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 08:49:35 AM
Aww, you guys are sweethearts!
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Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 08:52:08 AM
I think I found the phrase that pays.

H*A*V*E* = HitlerJesus.

Nice job, Mosher.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 09:07:23 AM
*Test
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 09:07:42 AM by Drugmoth »
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 09:38:00 AM
Happy birthday fag.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 09:39:39 AM
Thanks dyke!
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Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 09:55:08 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 09:56:07 AM
Are you older than dirt, now?

Since I don't know you, I took the safe route and got you a book.



Happy birthday.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 09:58:16 AM
here, i made you this delicious ladybug cake.



happy birthday!

i really did make that cake! just... not for you.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 10:05:42 AM
here, i made you this delicious ladybug cake.

The Geek might just fall in love with you.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 10:06:54 AM
here, i made you this delicious ladybug cake.

happy birthday!

i really did make that cake! just... not for you.

That looks good. If it doesn't work out with Pirate Neckbeard, gimme a call. Cake and zombie movies every day!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 10:07:22 AM
These guys wish you a happy birthday


The news is on its way to cover the event



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 10:44:49 AM
This thread is getting pretty gay!
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Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 01:56:59 PM
Happy Birthday! =]



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 03:09:41 PM
This thread is getting pretty gay!



Fixed that for ya.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 03:10:11 PM by FAH-Q »
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 04:04:22 PM
Ha ha! Siko FTW!
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Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 05:16:18 PM
i forgot your birthday was in April.
So that explains thursday!

Happy birthday



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 05:28:13 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
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('')_('')



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 06:02:51 PM
if i wasn't a vegan i'd have some heath bar crunch. happy getting older day.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 06:14:42 PM
Heath (or Dime) bar crunch is fucking delicious. But I'm not sure Heath wants his bar crunched.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #22 on: April 21, 2009, 06:17:12 PM
I asked him; he's cool woth it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #23 on: April 21, 2009, 07:06:38 PM
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #24 on: April 21, 2009, 10:43:54 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #25 on: April 21, 2009, 10:44:37 PM
old bastard. be more bitter
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Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #26 on: April 23, 2009, 01:56:54 AM
2 days late.
ah well. happy birthday anyway.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #27 on: April 24, 2009, 03:01:20 AM
I am sorry I was not there for pants-down wrestling.

Again.

It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #28 on: April 24, 2009, 04:18:33 AM
Damn, I loved that photo shoot.

Post them again!



Re: Happy Birthday Krapsna... Reply #29 on: April 24, 2009, 09:14:50 AM
That party was such a fun time. I really thought Wozzeck was going to kick my ass for that wrestling stuff, but I think he enjoyed it.

I know I have those pics somewhere, but I have no idea where.
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