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Flip flop on Sirius/XM(Read 10048 times)
Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 10:17:49 PM
And don't give me any of your gall bladder bullshit, Gallen jumped the fire a month after a liver transplant.
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Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #31 on: April 22, 2009, 10:19:09 PM
Ha.  Yeah, I'm cleared for everything but lifting shit anyway.

I love fire but I hate naked.  Makes for quite the dilemna.



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #32 on: April 22, 2009, 10:21:38 PM
You're so provincial. All the weight you've lost in the last 8 months recently reappeared in my navel region. Stop smoking, start eating.
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Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #33 on: April 23, 2009, 04:08:57 AM
I understand you distaste for dining as a passtime, but, god it can be great.



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #34 on: April 23, 2009, 06:38:33 AM
No no, I had the best mutter paneer and basmati for dinner last night. Then a half a poundcake and a bottle of merlot.

Totally out of control, man.
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Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #35 on: April 23, 2009, 06:41:48 AM
Living large.

Dont let Sirius find out.



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #36 on: April 23, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
Did you sign a contract with them, and did they mention there would be cancellation fees?

They probably send that to everyone and receive half money on half of them. I call money scam.



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #37 on: April 23, 2009, 09:32:09 AM
Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

It was Nasar before my great grandfather had his name localized.
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Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #38 on: April 23, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
Dude, if I did that he would certainly get the bills. I mean, he lives in Podunk Maine, how many Dylan Josephs could there be?

And exactly what part of "Joseph" is Lebanese? I bet it was "Yusef" or "Mustaffa" and they changed it so their house wouldn't get egged.

It was Nasar before my great grandfather had his name localized.

I read that as "Nascar"...vroom vroom



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #39 on: April 23, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
No no, I had the best mutter paneer and basmati for dinner last night. Then a half a poundcake and a bottle of merlot.

Totally out of control, man.
Hell yea. If I was on Deathrow mutter paneer with a good few pooris would be my final meal.



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #40 on: April 24, 2009, 04:16:58 AM
Mine would be Silvia Saint's vagina.



Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #41 on: April 24, 2009, 07:02:21 AM
Mine would be Silvia Saint's vagina filled with Lexington Steele's BBC.

Fixed.
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Re: Flip flop on Sirius/XM Reply #42 on: April 24, 2009, 07:20:30 AM
Damn.

Fail again.