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The worst part of shaving your nuts on: April 21, 2009, 09:07:17 PM
is cutting them, and having one of them almost fall out  :o


just happened. 

a little scotch tape, and a couple little mermaid band aids, and I'm all good to go.



you know, a word of advice.

be careful when you go to stuff a nut back into a sliced scrote.  those fuckers are even more sensitive outside the sack.  Gentle, and unforceful is the key.  And maybe some lube.  I didn't have any lube nearby and was afraid my dog would snatch my dangly nut on the way to the bedroom for it
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 09:37:44 PM
What the fuck were you using garden shears?

If I'm trimming my shit I use the same small scissors one would normally use for trimming nose hairs.

I don't think you could cut out one of your balls unless you were intentionally stabbing and slicing like goddamn Edward Scissorhands.

Be more careful next time.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 09:57:30 PM
I'm thinking cheese grater, or Cuisinart ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 10:03:25 PM


You're gonna love my nuts!
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 10:19:36 PM
I shave 'em with a straight razor...


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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 10:25:05 PM
Har har love that schtick!
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #6 on: April 21, 2009, 11:05:48 PM
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #7 on: April 21, 2009, 11:21:38 PM
Hey ya bald balled fuck. Where ya been? Slummin wit da hipsters?

And you have a son. What ya doing with lil mermaind bandies? Trying to get him fast tracked to the other side or what?
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 11:42:24 PM
Quote from: AssMaster on April 21, 2009, 10:19:36 PM
I shave 'em with a straight razor...

Sounds like a good way to learn how to sing an octave higher.
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 12:02:12 AM
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 12:03:06 AM
Quote from: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 12:02:12 AM


wanna feel how much my mustache tickles???  ???
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 12:04:51 AM
i'd ask you to just teabag me, however, you'd teabag my teabag when your nuts fell out of your slit-sac ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #12 on: April 22, 2009, 12:14:14 AM
I'm leaving this thread now.
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #13 on: April 22, 2009, 03:11:52 AM


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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #14 on: April 22, 2009, 03:15:51 AM
When this pic actually materializes, considering it's your first post, I'm SO gonna slam you with ether COOL or ASSHOLE points ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #15 on: April 22, 2009, 05:03:30 AM
Quote from: Thrash on April 22, 2009, 03:15:51 AM
When this pic actually materializes, considering it's your first post, I'm SO gonna slam your ASSHOLE ...
Fixed
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #16 on: April 22, 2009, 06:28:51 AM




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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #17 on: April 22, 2009, 06:34:11 AM
I wonder how long that took.
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #18 on: April 22, 2009, 12:18:34 PM
Ok, good ...
You all took care of it for me ...

Thanks ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #19 on: April 22, 2009, 04:09:47 PM
Hahaha that Mr Bill/The Scream one is great!
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #20 on: April 22, 2009, 04:53:07 PM
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #21 on: April 22, 2009, 05:11:46 PM
Yeah, back in the day he was great. The Mastercard shit was lame though.
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #22 on: April 22, 2009, 06:06:41 PM
I just linked to a few random findings ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #23 on: April 22, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
ok, well I don't know about all those movies and shit....



.... but I know that bitches love a shaved sack.  Case in point....


Last night I got my brains fucked out.


ok, so it was only a pretend chick, but at least he shaved his beard off this time...
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Re: The worst part of shaving your nuts Reply #24 on: April 24, 2009, 03:44:15 PM
'least yer honest .....
I guess I can spare -=1=- cool point for that ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

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