i slept in her bed. she was wearing this fantastic velour catsuit jammies thing.

I don't do it, I won't do it but you might make be drag out the C word if you keep that shit up...



She looked amazing didn't she? You know, I got this little foot thing, shoes are a waste of money. But her in heels...

jeezus, she's fantastic. she's hypnotic. only big girl i know wh looks freaking awesome in half shirts.

i think she was a bit intimidated by me, though. which is really funn, since she's a legend.

she couldn't keep her face and hands off my tits and she thinks i dance good. *sighs wistfully* yummy.

*sigh*

i need a cuddle.

WTF?  Hahahahahaha!

Right? That is some ridiculous stuff right there. How is that attractive?

why quote it if it's obvious / slash / the next immediate post...

this quoting thing has gotten way out of hand. obnoxious, inappropriate, and self-serving.

It's kinda necessary when this place is really busy, there's no guarantee your post will be the next one.

OMG I would sell all that I have, give her the money, just to sleep UNDER her bed...

You really think she'd let you do that for a dollar?

she might. she's very sweet.

Actually she bears a striking resemblance to Leah, with short, spiky hair and about 40 more pounds. And she loves talking about sex. Which are probably two or the four reasons I think she's so hot.

i don't know who leah is...also, she giggles. and i've neer seen a camera love a woman so well in my life. that woman's a freak at the sexy poses. it's impossible for her to look bad.

she's also amazing at gtting men to spend money on her and feel really great about it.

So where's a pic?

well, she's cute... but she's like porn cute. her hair is too blonde and her teeth are too white. that freaks me out/leaves me wondering if she glows in the dark.

also, a butterfly tramp stamp? how porn is that?

alright, looking again, i kind of like her hair. but the tattoo thing is still a no-go.

she's fabulous.

she looks like one of those girls i'd probably get a little crush on after i got to know her a little. and, aww, the dimples.

she should quit biting her nails, though.

she's just about the sweetest person ever and loads of fun. you can't know her without getting a total crush on her.

And she's had some man trouble in the past few years hence the nail biting.

her boyfriend when i went out with her was super nice but a total cock blocker.

Which one, the Frenchie or the Israeli?

Yeah I read her blog. My guilty pleasure...

short hair = hot

Which one, the Frenchie or the Israeli?

Yeah I read her blog. My guilty pleasure...

frenchie. i kinda hate that guy.

I gotta tell you, discussing a hot woman is a manly thing. Discussing a hot woman's relationships makes me feel like a Cape Cod hair dresser. I'm going to go get a blowjob then pick a fight at the pub. I'm not feeling so manly just now...

but it's hippievixen. it's totally cool.

don't worry, he's only going to get some coffee liquor and will be back posting within minutes

oh, good. i'm gonna go get my neighbor drunk and talk her into showing me her titties. g'night for now.

don't worry, he's only going to get some coffee liquor and will be back posting within minutes

Go warm up your sake, longnose...

I wish. 10:03am on Friday means this Kiwi is several hours away from a drink

http://www.cakefarts.com/

speaking of "porn" that makes you say GODDAM

I'm officially never clicking a link here again. That was a huge WTF...