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Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide(Read 6838 times)
Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide on: April 22, 2009, 01:19:40 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/business/23freddie.html?em

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Executive at Freddie Mac Is Found Dead

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By CHARLES DUHIGG
Published: April 22, 2009

David B. Kellermann, the acting chief financial officer of the troubled mortgage giant Freddie Mac, was found dead Wednesday morning at his home in Northern Virginia, the police said.

The executive apparently committed suicide by hanging himself, according to people with knowledge of the investigation.

What do we call this?  A good start.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
A prelude.
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Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 01:44:07 PM
I hope this becomes a trend.
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Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 01:53:20 PM
Cosigned.
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Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 04:56:39 PM
Approved!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 05:21:41 PM
Marketing!
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
Good show!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 07:11:45 PM
I dont approve of this unilateral action.

Because you miss out on all the fun of show trials.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 08:02:22 PM
Has an obituary been posted?  I'd like to send a card.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 11:24:27 AM
wow
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 06:24:31 AM
This guy joined after the crisis had become public knowledge, no?



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #11 on: April 24, 2009, 10:41:51 AM
probably, or he inherited a bunch of shit from the previous leadership.... that's fucked
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #12 on: April 25, 2009, 01:53:46 AM
Good show!

... if he showed up afterward, I retract this and feel dorry for him

ONLY if this is the case ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #13 on: April 25, 2009, 02:29:46 AM
I dont approve of this unilateral action.

Because you miss out on all the fun of show trials.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #14 on: April 25, 2009, 06:43:56 AM
Good show!

... if he showed up afterward, I retract this and feel dorry for him

ONLY if this is the case ....
He only got the job after.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #15 on: April 26, 2009, 12:37:34 AM
the banks are getting all the bad press, but it's the entire staff of Moody's who should be lined up and shot
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #16 on: April 26, 2009, 02:05:06 AM
the banks are getting all the bad press, but it's the entire staff of Moody's who should be lined up and shot

Standard and Poors as well.

This shit wouldnt have gotten so badly out of hand if it werent for their laziness about rating various debt instruments. Everything is AAA! Especially the million dollar debt held by a black nurse in Chicago who earns $21k a year.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #17 on: April 26, 2009, 06:49:15 AM
the banks are getting all the bad press, but it's the entire staff of Moody's who should be lined up and shot
Standard and Poors as well.

This shit wouldnt have gotten so badly out of hand if it werent for their laziness about rating various debt instruments. Everything is AAA! Especially the million dollar debt held by a black nurse in Chicago who earns $21k a year.
Hm.. Math teachers are not entirely blameless.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #18 on: April 26, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
the most fucked thing about this is that investment banks PAY ratings company for their rating. That is the most stupid thing I have ever heard and I work in finance here in Tokyo. I understand from a pricing level upwards exactly what has happened so I feel validated in saying WHAT THE FUCK, how the hell could the SEC miss the face that GS was PAYING Moody's or whomever to rate their portfolio as AAA. Holy hell. That's like GM paying the crash test company to pass a car.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #19 on: April 26, 2009, 10:53:40 AM
That's like GM paying the crash test company to pass a car.
You somehow believe this doesn't happen, and that every car on American roads is rated with a 4-star or 5-star crash rating.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #20 on: April 26, 2009, 10:52:09 PM
You missed my attempt at subtle irony... or maybe I failed again
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #21 on: April 27, 2009, 06:18:40 AM
Miserably.

Americans like things unambiguous!

As a boss of mine used to like to say, the fish rots from the head. The Bush Administration (the irony in that name there is unmissable) allowed this ship to sink.

8 years completely wasted.



Re: Freddie Mac CFO Commits Suicide Reply #22 on: April 27, 2009, 09:15:28 AM
Americans like things unambiguous!
Except for our actors!
Like yours.  Only different.