Damn ....

I have a scar on my right forearm from a spider bite years ago. No super powers yet.

Here's a question: Why didn't Peter Parker have a bulbous webbing sack on his forearms?

Because he used a strap on!

and of course, bagman is not around to read my gross period confessions.

I just puked a little bit in my mouth and swallowed it.

I'll leave the obvious "swallow" joke out for you then ...

I spit.

He smears ...

Hey, I haven't been on here for at least 15 years. Sup?

Interesting thread to start with ...

Sup, Mate?

I did what any narcissist would do... search for my old handle and see if anyone posted about me, then respond on that same thread.

35, living in San Francisco, married with a dog. I'm all sporty and shit now and ride my bicycle a lot.

Matt; right?

Well, I still have you be 10 years, I still live in Florida, and I still do the same shit I've always done ....

I guess I'm "sporty" because I golf 2x-3x a week ....
Does that count for anything?

Yup - Matt. Golf doesn't count.

I'm just looking at it from the lens of a guy who spent too much time in front of a computer when he was in high school.

I've been coding boards and shit since I was 9 ...
I've always spent too much time in front of a computer ...

Gee, look at me now!

Wait, why doesn't golf count?
I carry my own bag and water sources (no carts) through 2 different FULL courses when I go ...

If Volatile logged in using his old data how come only these three new posts are counted in his post count?

He was on the last board; not this one ....
This is the new incarnation ...
I also was not able to fully reconstruct the userlist from the one backup of the old boards I got years ago ...

Ah, ok.

Notice Commie was a "new user" as well a while back ...