Who the FUCK is hiding from us and why??? Show yourselves!!!!

My pep-pep isn't skilled in computer sciences.

And I don't think Sean would be too happy about those pencil dick comments.

They're watching you Dyl. They're always watching you.

One on hand he'd be happy that the guy had a smaller dick than him, on the other hand he'd be not so happy about me hooking up with someone that isn't him.

Woah woah. I thought you said you didn't hook up with Wee Wilie Winkie! Disdainfully observing his unfortunate external organs is not the same thing as "hooking up." Hooking up implies interpenetration.

There was no penetration of anything. Just heavy making out and dry humping and brief touching. If I had sex I would've said "had sex".

See I always think of "hooking up" as making contact with someone and meeting up, be it a guy or girl for any reason. 

Oh, so you think it is just meeting someone, not "meating" them?

I remember having a debate about this with punky and our two other people and I don't know what was determined.

Yeah I always get weird looks when I tell people nonchalantly that we have to hook up some time.

"Let's hook up sometime" to me, means let's meet up and chill. But if I were to talk about a girl I "hooked up with", I would mean "fucked her till she writhed in ecstasy and squirted all over me."

To me, "Made out with" encompasses everything else. (dry humping, groping, even hands-down-the-pants or shirt)

"Handjob" is slightly above "made out with".

"Blowjob" is God.

A true gentleman keeps his fucking mouth shut.

I don't know what you're talking about ...

Me neither. I thought the opposite was true.

That a true gentleman opens his fucking mouth wide, and flicks that tongue in-and-out and uses those lips on her second set of lips.

I'm laughing at that, but not as you intended.

Uh, burn?

You laugh? For fuck's sake, when did you start this habit?

Hahahaha!

It's the next series of posts we'll see in the "bad habit" thread ...

Fuck you people, I laugh all the time.

On the inside.

Glad to see we are staying on subject.......and that I already have a -8 rating.  You guys show no mercy.

Whatever happened to BurnAmerica?

He tried to act out his name and is currently serving time in Gitmo

What about Abby? Animaculine? FireBitch? Starrie? injektilo? Ladiefury? communisttwat? Discochikkins? Hip/hungryhippo? Xclaime?

Sigh. I guess this shouldn't be gender specific. Starshark? Bailey Hankins? Gardenweasel? Fatt? Fuse? Seansux? BlueBalls? Wendigo? photoxsynthesis? Blake/Chewy/infested suspect? meanbastard? deadeyesunder? open24hours? capx2000?

Check these out (I have so many more from so many people):

>Forwarded Message Follows:
>From: starsharkprime@anti-social.com
>To: bagman@anti-social.com
>Date: Thu, 9 Mar 100 03:12:48 +0000
>Subject: a proposition for you
>-----
> > ok what i am about to say must be kept a complete secret. please dont
>tell anyone from the boards.
> > i was wondering if you would like to come out to australia for a week to
>stay with me.
> > i find you to be extremely attractive. and i would like to get to know
>you better in person.
> > i would be willing to pay for your entire stay at my place.
> > i can tell by the way you talk on the boards and to me that you find men
>to be sexually attractive.
> > and hopefully things could work out between us.
> > if not then atleast we could become REALLY good friends.
> >
> > sincerly,
> > Starshark

>>
>> ---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
>> From: "bagman \(kyle\)" <imbagman@imbagman.com>
>> Date:  Sun, 29 Jun 2003 21:13:39 -0500
>>
>> >Hey dude what the hell's going on with that TribalWar forum and
>> you? Haha
>> >man some dumb fuck
>> >came by your HOUSE with a goatse card??? Holy shit man that is
>> unbelievably
>> >stupid.
>> >
>> >Kyle
>>
>
>>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "ruthless1" <ruthless1@rundevilrun.com>
>To: <"bagman " <imbagman@imbagman.com>"@benatar.siteprotect.com>
>Sent: Monday, June 30, 2003 10:54 PM
>Subject: Re: sup ruthless
>
>
>> AHAHAHA! Whats funny is you trying to clown me when you had
shitty
>> underware sent to you. What a fuckup. Nice to see you still have
>> no life, Kyle, you gaylord.
>>
>
>
---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "bagman \(kyle\)" <imbagman@imbagman.com>
Date:  Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:58:29 -0500

>haha dude those messages you left were awesome with a capital
fuckin' A. i
>wasn't tryin to clown your ass
>with anything. hahaha i thought it was funny though. don't take it
>personally, cheeks. hahaha i still find myself
>laughing at that colussus comment you left on the fucks' machine.
>
>hey man if you don't remember, i called Justin at his fucking
work about the
>undies and that cocksucker
>backed off. for good.
>
>actually, last summer i took a road trip and went through Jaxon
(Jackson)
>TN, and drove by his work place... but
>i don't think he was working there anymore anyway. would've been
rad to walk
>up and fuckin lay a shitcovered
>piece of paper on his desk, spelling out "Thanks, fucker."
>
>if i ever make it to cali i may stop by and feces your wall! haha
nah but
>maybe you could teach me some dj'ing shit.
>
>>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "ruthless1" <ruthless1@rundevilrun.com>
>To: <"bagman " <imbagman@imbagman.com>"@benatar.siteprotect.com>
>Sent: Monday, June 30, 2003 10:54 PM
>Subject: Re: sup ruthless

Yeah, that or maybe just kill you. Clown.

Behind the "scenes" so-to-say, people actually liked me!

>From: "CHEWY ." <blakelvis@home.com>
>To: bagman2nd@hotmail.com
>Subject: hey baggy..
>Date: Fri, 14 Jul 2000 01:47:46 -0400
>
>hey. it's infested_suspect. just wanted to say i'm sorry you left a-s. i
>really enjoyed your posts and i'll miss you. you always did have
>something interesting to say, and were never afraid to say it. and i
>gues the only reason i slaged on you at times was a way to mask my real
>opinions. well, i'm babbling. i'll miss ya and good luck man.
>
>chewy.
>ak. infested_suspect
>
>http://www.futard.com/christ

And look Danzig, I was nice to you once.

Thanks Bags,  other than the hair color being a little light, it's accurate.


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Discochikkins/Ashley....talked to her for a long time, haven't recently.  Not sure what's up with her.

Oh and Baggy, you're one of the few people that I actually LIKE around here.  Don't tell anyone.

If things had worked out differently I would have spent a couple days this past summer on Fatt's boat with an exotic dancer.

Erinye, under the guise of a housewife, is studying bogan culture in West Australia.

Bogan is a Victorian thing, it'll be at least 2 generations before it reaches Western Australia.

Zof is in Canada and mostly married somewhat. I check in with her occasionally so see what mess she's got herself into recently and I miss her... she was how I met you lot back in '99.

Boy Wonder is happily Married.
Big Hombre is the same.

Capx2000 is working, and going to grad school in Michigan for History

Big Hombre. Wow. Haven't seen that name in ages.