One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I don't think my coworkers would appreciate that... ? And you wouldn't either, since you can't see me through the computer screen.
i give up all use of punctuation why even bothermy bobblehead doll looks like thisseriously my boss gave that to me she thinks im goth