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Quote from: underclass
The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.


I had my dick split(Read 13101 times)
Re: I had my dick split Reply #30 on: April 26, 2009, 09:22:40 PM
...since aiming with this thing is pretty much impossible

really?

man.

well, I guess I'll have to pass.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: I had my dick split Reply #31 on: April 26, 2009, 09:23:57 PM
...since aiming with this thing is pretty much impossible

really?

man.

well, I guess I'll have to pass.

there are ways around it of course

but I like it better this way
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: I had my dick split Reply #32 on: April 27, 2009, 02:44:54 PM
Maybe I just don't get it ...
Maybe ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I had my dick split Reply #33 on: April 27, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
most don't get it



but then again, most are fucking retards.....
I seriously know a guy named Harry Bush.



Re: I had my dick split Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 04:28:03 PM
... says "Mr. OctoCock"
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I had my dick split Reply #35 on: April 28, 2009, 05:10:29 AM
but then again, most are fucking retards.....

Dont knock til you try it...



Re: I had my dick split Reply #36 on: May 02, 2009, 10:32:05 PM
What the fuck is that second image?? Why would someone do that?? It looks like a squid! Ugh. I may have nightmares now.

Ditto.
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: I had my dick split Reply #37 on: May 02, 2009, 10:37:00 PM
this is what it looks like cumming....




thats the octopussy I was talkin about!!! :o

that shit makes me laugh. but wtf is up with shit like that? and wtf is up with guys cutting out the things in their balls and cutting their dicks off?! i never see girls sticking knives up their cooch trying to mutalate their cervix and shit. i dont see them trying to cut off their clots either. what the fuck is up with this? seriously.
TiCa LoCa 20 (8:48:24 PM): Ewlk Jerz stinks like bad eggs baby shyt and bad perm...

I agree. But, only when you are on the NJTP coming back from the NYC. The bay WREAKS



Re: I had my dick split Reply #38 on: May 02, 2009, 11:15:28 PM
Let me introduce you to dear old Rach...
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: I had my dick split Reply #39 on: May 02, 2009, 11:20:11 PM
hah
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: I had my dick split Reply #40 on: May 02, 2009, 11:20:42 PM
This thread needs to ratchet down the creepiness factor a few notches.




Re: I had my dick split Reply #41 on: May 02, 2009, 11:20:49 PM
Where is Rach? she showed here for a few posts, and buggered off again...



Re: I had my dick split Reply #42 on: May 03, 2009, 03:14:47 AM
Where is Rach? she showed here for a few posts, and buggered off again...

Yeah, WTF? Cunt.  She was never a true L-Ger anyways!
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I had my dick split Reply #43 on: May 03, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
I want Haywire to post !

yeah
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: I had my dick split Reply #44 on: May 04, 2009, 02:38:18 PM
This thread needs to ratchet down the creepiness factor a few notches.



Uhm, just ...
Wow ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')