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US Declares National Public Health Emergency(Read 27216 times)
Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #60 on: April 27, 2009, 11:49:27 PM
On a more serious note...  dense human populations living in close proximity to dense animal population combined with poor sanitation guarantees that we're going to be hit with stuff like this every once in a while.
Make sure to get that message to China, India, and Canada, too.

On a more serious note...  from an evolutionary perspective, viral outbreaks that jump between species are an excellent way of thinning multiple herds at once.  It's a great indicator of overpopulation of the species, as well.

We're lucky this time that the virus is moderately contagious but not incredibly deadly.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2009, 11:53:09 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #61 on: April 27, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
The nuclear message?

10-4.

Nuclear holocaust it is!



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #62 on: April 28, 2009, 12:38:52 AM
if this makes the jump to Africa things could get hairy
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #63 on: April 28, 2009, 01:39:51 AM
How could tell that it did ?
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Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #64 on: April 28, 2009, 05:18:57 AM
That's not as many cases as in New Zealand.

I KNEW the casual Kiwi attitude to life would come back and bite them someday. Best biosecurity on the planet, biggest fuckups manning it...


When did youse stop fucking sheep and switch to pig rooting?



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #65 on: April 28, 2009, 05:20:52 AM
DECENT HEALTHCARE FOR EVERY PERSON AND SOUND DECISIONS THAT ARE GOOD FOR OUR NATION LEADS TO COMMUNISM! ZOMG

I'm almost as far left as they get, but you never hear me screaming about the proletariat!



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #66 on: April 28, 2009, 08:30:21 AM
I made it through SARS, I guess I'll make it through this.

On a side note, my grandfather survived the Spanish flu of 1918 (but his family didn't), so maybe I'll have some luck.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #67 on: April 28, 2009, 08:51:54 PM
dave survived the hanta virus outbreak.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #68 on: April 28, 2009, 09:07:31 PM
CDC says the deaths could start in the US anytime. When it hits 200 I'll be locked and loaded. Don't get too close.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #69 on: April 29, 2009, 12:53:42 AM
Who wants to sport an awesome mask? Mosh? Hot.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #70 on: April 29, 2009, 02:54:39 AM
What.  The.  Fuck.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/28/michele-bachmann-links-sw_n_192493.html

"Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann, following Rush Limbaugh's cue, suggested on Tuesday that President Obama was to blame for the swine flu crisis. She went even farther than the talk show host, implying that swine flu epidemics are a Democratic phenomenon that dates back to President Carter."






















what
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #71 on: April 29, 2009, 03:23:32 AM
Jesus was an Arab people. An Arab.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #72 on: April 29, 2009, 05:24:23 AM
What.  The.  Fuck.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/28/michele-bachmann-links-sw_n_192493.html

"Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann, following Rush Limbaugh's cue, suggested on Tuesday that President Obama was to blame for the swine flu crisis. She went even farther than the talk show host, implying that swine flu epidemics are a Democratic phenomenon that dates back to President Carter."


They cant hit him with rational argument, so the make up some crazy bullshit. Sad thing is, that some of it'll stick because there'll be die hard Republicans who are incapable of balanced thought.

I saw that a Republican Senator switched sides today... and I dont disagree with his assessment of the Republican party having moved so far to the right that there isnt room for moderate Republicans anymore. If the Dems do this properly, the Republicans will be the minority party for a long long time. 



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #73 on: April 29, 2009, 10:54:04 AM
well, it's rush limbaugh. they're probably referring to the whole vaccination thing in the carter era. some conspiracy theory about mind control and vaccinations: make up an epidemic, use it to increase power and decrease personal freedoms, blah blah blah.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #74 on: April 29, 2009, 07:39:33 PM
...use it to increase power and decrease personal freedoms...
which Republicans would NEVER DO.  :D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #75 on: April 29, 2009, 08:01:59 PM
uh huh. *rolls eyes*



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #76 on: April 29, 2009, 08:10:13 PM
... they're probably referring to the whole vaccination thing in the carter era. some conspiracy theory about mind control and vaccinations: make up an epidemic, ...

I thought that was bush1 when he illegally forced the mil grunts to take the anti anthtrax poison his buddies were selling to the gov thus creating Gulf war syndrome. Or bush II in the wake of his murderous spreading of weaponized anthrax around to exacerbate public panic and dispose of detractors after 9-11.

Gee I guess I could be wrong                ...                 NOT!
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #77 on: April 29, 2009, 09:25:52 PM
Dear friends,

The Swine flu outbreak of 1976 happened on Gerald Ford's watch. Rush Limbaugh is a revisionist retard. Stop watching TV, listening to stupid radio, reading newspapers and start listening to NPR.

Love,
Zoomie

PS: We're all gonna die soon anyway. The ones who survive the flu will undoubtably be too stupid to feed themselves...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #78 on: April 29, 2009, 10:29:30 PM
As much as I want the world to end, I can't get excited about swine flu.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #79 on: April 30, 2009, 08:25:32 AM
I don't want it. There is enough food in this house, I'll just stay home for a month. Unfortunately, my husband works at the airport.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #80 on: April 30, 2009, 09:10:11 AM
As much as I want am prepared for the world to end, I can't get excited about swine flu.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #81 on: April 30, 2009, 09:16:41 AM
zombies, man. we gotta get some fuckin' zombies.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #82 on: April 30, 2009, 09:26:07 AM
....to....  defend AGAINST....  the swine flue people?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #83 on: April 30, 2009, 09:32:04 AM
....to....  defend AGAINST....  the swine flue people?

Yup. We'll dig a moat and fill it with zombies.



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #84 on: April 30, 2009, 01:17:40 PM
no, boner, to end the world. if the world ends in bacon and shanks instead of the shambling undead i'm going to be very upset.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #85 on: April 30, 2009, 03:24:52 PM
... they're probably referring to the whole vaccination thing in the carter era. some conspiracy theory about mind control and vaccinations: make up an epidemic, ...

I thought that was bush1 when he illegally forced the mil grunts to take the anti anthtrax poison his buddies were selling to the gov thus creating Gulf war syndrome. Or bush II in the wake of his murderous spreading of weaponized anthrax around to exacerbate public panic and dispose of detractors after 9-11.

Gee I guess I could be wrong                ...                 NOT!

*nods*



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #86 on: April 30, 2009, 09:08:53 PM
All your pork chops are belong to us.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #87 on: May 01, 2009, 06:23:49 AM
No fucker, all you pork chops are belong to me!



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #88 on: May 01, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
All your breasts are belong in my mouth.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: US Declares National Public Health Emergency Reply #89 on: May 01, 2009, 08:20:37 PM
If I'm gonna be infected with someting I want it to be RAGE!