A kid ?? Sick man... sick.

A kid ?? Sick man... sick.

This had me crackin' up.

CST:  There's this chick in my school program I can't get out of my head.  Have a few classes with her.  Have had several great conversations with her after class the last few weeks, she's smart, cute, and I feel like we have a good vibe going on.  She's having a party at her place on Saturday, she invited me to it, and she said she would stop by to pick me up to come over early with her friends.  Good signs, could be interesting.  However; I also get the vibe that a lot of other guys are trying to play the field here, and I will have to see what happens.

CST-Followup:  I'm still in a relationship with the chick who cheated on me back in the summer.  I don't need anyone here to tell me I'm an idiot because I know this is true.  I've broke up with her essentially three times so far and just haven't had the will to make it permanent.  Have a serious love/hate thing going on (I know some of you have been at this point from past advice).  I'm sort of wing-walking here.

Chad: She looks like Velma, doesn't she?

Chad Follow-up: Are you least getting some sex in exchange for your misery?

CST-Followup:  I'm still in a relationship with the chick who cheated on me back in the summer.  I don't need anyone here to tell me I'm an idiot because I know this is true.  I've broke up with her essentially three times so far and just haven't had the will to make it permanent.  Have a serious love/hate thing going on (I know some of you have been at this point from past advice).  I'm sort of wing-walking here.

Sounds like bad news, man. Sometimes it's just time for it to be over.

Chad = Dumbass ...

Go for the hot new chick, and if any of the guys cockblock you, run up, punch 'em in the face, and yell "NIGGER!" ...

It works WONDERS for tricky!

That wouldn't be right. I mean, what with Chad looking Abydosian and all...

A kid ?? Sick man... sick.

This had me crackin' up.

CST:  There's this chick in my school program I can't get out of my head.  Have a few classes with her.  Have had several great conversations with her after class the last few weeks, she's smart, cute, and I feel like we have a good vibe going on.  She's having a party at her place on Saturday, she invited me to it, and she said she would stop by to pick me up to come over early with her friends.  Good signs, could be interesting.  However; I also get the vibe that a lot of other guys are trying to play the field here, and I will have to see what happens.

CST-Followup:  I'm still in a relationship with the chick who cheated on me back in the summer.  I don't need anyone here to tell me I'm an idiot because I know this is true.  I've broke up with her essentially three times so far and just haven't had the will to make it permanent.  Have a serious love/hate thing going on (I know some of you have been at this point from past advice).  I'm sort of wing-walking here.

CST- get totally pandafaced and then pandaface her.

CST followup- not gonna comment.

My advice is better ...

Chad: She looks like Velma, doesn't she?

Chad Follow-up: Are you least getting some sex in exchange for your misery?

1. Quite possibly
2. Yes, but infrequently (long-distance) and it's pretty run of the mill.

That wouldn't be right. I mean, what with Chad looking Abydosian and all...

I had to actually look this up to understand what you meant, but you are right, and I got it.

CST- get totally pandafaced and then pandaface her.

I don't get this even after looking it up, but I will do it.

My advice is better ...

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock. Maybe you'll have her friends that she is picking up early AND her, pleasuring you all night long.

I have never been in your situation with the cheating chick, but I always tell myself that if I ever found out my girlfriend cheated I would be gone instantly. Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist? Maybe when people are in love or whatever nonsense that is, and one of them cheats on the other, it's harder to leave... but still. Do what you want though, even if it feels wrong.

(btw I never start by thoughts with CT or CST... so sometimes it may seem confusing when I just throw out random remarks. I'm anti "CT" "CST" announcing.)

That being said, I'm about to go eat a nice meal downtown with my lady and I bought tickets to see Antichrist which looks amazingly fucked up (tricky - you'd love it, and probably masturbate when the lady in the movie is jacking off her husband after crushing his nuts and he cums blood all over her face). And then, well you know all knows what happens after the movie; there is a party in my pants.

Sounds divine ...

I think that's the first post (not a pic) by bagman that's made me feel slightly sick.

Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist?

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock.

there is a party in my pants.

3 quote-box efforts in one post. that has got to be a record

I have a friend that says it's damn-near impossible to pick up women on CL ...
... mostly because they aren't real

By the time I was old enough to take on any woman I meet anywhere, with enough bling to impress and a center-city pad and all I was engaged.

Damn the bad luck!

these days I get them all worked up and excited and then leave

Dude, totally go to the party and show these young ladies your cock. Maybe you'll have her friends that she is picking up early AND her, pleasuring you all night long.

And then I'd fix the cable.

I have never been in your situation with the cheating chick, but I always tell myself that if I ever found out my girlfriend cheated I would be gone instantly. Do you know how easy it is to pick women up on Craigslist? Maybe when people are in love or whatever nonsense that is, and one of them cheats on the other, it's harder to leave... but still. Do what you want though, even if it feels wrong.

It's not so much that I can't get over her, because I think I could easily, and being as how I'm just now hitting an amazing win streak on academic and professional success I see a lot more doors opening to me as far as women goes.  That said, the hard part, and the reason I have been too much of a pussy to break it off up until now, is that we have been together 4.5 years, and we have a huge network of mutual friends.  That's mainly it, I just don't know how to disentangle everything that is wrapped up WITH this relationship and that's the real frustration.  I don't know if it's possible to do cleanly, I've never had to deal with a serious breakup before.  My one other real relationship was just a clean cut and that was only a 3-month long one.

And finally, Kyle I'd be a lot more comfortable trolling craigslist if I didn't know that like a fucking quarter of people in DC have HIV.  There's absolutely no way I would fuck anyone in this area who I didn't know from some previous engagement to be trustworthy, the incidence of that and other STDs around here is just horrifying.

My advice is better ...

w3rd

I think you're reading more into this than you should. Old girlfriend bye bye, new life of sleeping with many women hello

It's what I did, and I'm loving it ...
5 different girls in just over a week ..

It's just getting better and better ...

If I was Nick, I would have women on the side.  If I was Chad, I would dump that chick because she is a dog.  If I was Dave, I would suck my own cock.

I think you're reading more into this than you should. Old girlfriend bye bye, new life of sleeping with many women hello

If I was Nick, I would have women on the side.  If I was Chad, I would dump that chick because she is a dog.  If I was Dave, I would suck my own cock.

both quotebox instant classics.

Chad, dump the zero and get with a hero!

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I had to actually look this up to understand what you meant, but you are right, and I got it.

You were probably the only one.

That got it? Quite possibly. That looked it up? Nope.

My dick is sore! (not to be confused with SORES). We had Mongolian BBQ, then went to Antichrist which got under our skin, went back to her place, and got on each others skin. She yelled NOT IN THE FACE, we talked, slept, I woke up having had a nocturnal emission apparently and she promised she didn't fondle me while I was asleep. Is that weird or what? I usually have nocturnal emissions if I don't release the pressure valve in more than two weeks, but jesus the valve was worn out last night and somehow I still ended up splooging in my sleep. She rocks my cock. Then we had more sex this morning, and then ate at Jim's, lazed around, touched some more, and I just got home. I feel like a sex-crazed zombie. Going back over tonight after we shower and relax for a while.

Few notes: I am liking the taste of vaginal juices more and more now. I also understand pheromones now. I've had fingers in her butthole, so anal could be coming sometime soon! In a month it'll be a year since I was deflowered!

I have a friend that says it's damn-near impossible to pick up women on CL ...
... mostly because they aren't real

Man I should be teaching a course in how to pick women up on CL. There is a ton of spam and prostitutes out there and you just need to learn how to spot the real deals. Flagging is your friend.

I think that's the first post (not a pic) by bagman that's made me feel slightly sick.

More importantly, did I make you cry?

Tricky is getting some dicky tomorrow; HOORAY!!

CST-  I had sex this morning and started to bleed a little.  I didn't bleed anymore after that.  What the fuck?! WHY?!?!

Hmm... scary

It's not so much that I can't get over her, ... the hard part, and the reason I have been too much of a pussy to break it off up until now, is that I'm comfortable, and rocking the boat can make waves.

Time to do something new.