no i don't.

I'm tired.

I wont deny that ...

O... K...

LOLZ

Oh, shit; I replied w/o knowing there was a next page ...
hahahaha ....

W
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C'mon, you know you want to get someone to do that...

Yeah, I'd GLADLY have been the cameraman for that one ...
hahahaha ....

Post fail.

eh, Kyle?

I liked it ...

I see no image!

Do a quote and you can see the code is there.

Dammit!

I like that video. If the avatar space weren't so tiny, I'd want that video to be my avatar.

I think it's a gif, you should be able to re-size it easy enough.

Where have you been young lady, we have been worried about you.

Ok maybe just me.

She's been (mostly) on FB ...

Yeah she asked me to friend her on FB but I have all FB domains and sites blocked.

GawdDammit.

I've been busy but Facebook is so easy to update and all that. My friend's husband got laid off and they lost their house so I put them up here. (I ended up coming back to my apartment) Anywho, so it was a filthy mess with four adults and a kid and two dogs and three cats and fuck man. I went nuts but I really kept myself together quite well. In order to make this post match the thread title, I'll tell you a nasty little secret.

My friends' husband has had a crush on me since high school. I busted him groping a pair of my panties when he was waiting for me to come take my clothes out of the dryer. His wife busted him with a picture of me on his phone (that I wasn't aware he had) while firing off some knuckle children. And when they were packing their shit last Saturday to move out his porn collection was discovered and he had written my name on the covers of the DVDs.

Oh and my ex stopped humping my leg after I bit his ball sac.

HAHAHAHA!

Huh?

oh dear lord that is creepy as fuck. ack.

I'm not sure which part is creepier, actually ...

They moved out.
Got my own space back.
Gonna work, working out daily again, got the bowflex and elliptical,
My kat is happy,
Everything's Swell.

Should be meeting up with
Zoomie again in a month.
!!

More "exercise"; YAY!

OK lets do some deep breathing exercises! Put your ankles behind your head and try to keep up...

That's a Pilates move. I can do that.
I find it funny that iPhone wants me to write
Pilots
Not Pilates.
So when I would explain Pilates to someone before,
I couldn't figure out why they went nuts laughing.
I was writing all about how I do Piolts.
For two hours a day.
And it made me feel very flexible and bendy.

It really would, you know ...