GawdDammit.
I've been busy but Facebook is so easy to update and all that. My friend's husband got laid off and they lost their house so I put them up here. (I ended up coming back to my apartment) Anywho, so it was a filthy mess with four adults and a kid and two dogs and three cats and fuck man. I went nuts but I really kept myself together quite well. In order to make this post match the thread title, I'll tell you a nasty little secret.
My friends' husband has had a crush on me since high school. I busted him groping a pair of my panties when he was waiting for me to come take my clothes out of the dryer. His wife busted him with a picture of me on his phone (that I wasn't aware he had) while firing off some knuckle children. And when they were packing their shit last Saturday to move out his porn collection was discovered and he had written my name on the covers of the DVDs.
Oh and my ex stopped humping my leg after I bit his ball sac.