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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Current SEX thoughts(Read 587958 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3450 on: June 02, 2013, 07:01:47 PM
That you have to pay for.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3451 on: June 04, 2013, 04:35:56 AM
It's made my life relatively inexpensive, actually ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3452 on: June 04, 2013, 05:24:16 PM
I'm in the same boat.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3453 on: June 04, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Precious, if I was going to show my John Thomas to anyone you'd have already gotten every angle possible...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3454 on: June 06, 2013, 01:32:52 AM
CST

 I'm stoned right now and watching  The  Late Late Show.
I want to fuck  Craig  Ferguson  so  bad right now....

This  is newly purchased  green.  This weekend should be fun.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3455 on: August 20, 2013, 07:04:31 AM
<<<Delete Yourself!>>>



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3456 on: August 20, 2013, 08:03:31 PM
Ahhhh Hiroshima karaoke...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3457 on: August 23, 2013, 12:25:13 AM
... was it the bomb?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3458 on: August 23, 2013, 03:38:52 AM
Well, if you'd been there, you could answer that question yourself...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3459 on: August 23, 2013, 06:24:15 PM
* Thrash slaps forehead *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3460 on: October 03, 2013, 09:16:44 AM
OMG is that Tricky?

Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3461 on: October 03, 2013, 04:00:20 PM
Yepz ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3462 on: November 19, 2013, 11:45:56 AM

cst
I have recently been hanging out with my  best  friend  from  middle  school and  her husband.
 
The last few times I hung out with just Felix, I  had to stifle the urge to jump  his  bones.  damnit.  it  totally  sucks.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3463 on: November 19, 2013, 05:59:58 PM
Why not just do it then?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3464 on: November 21, 2013, 07:19:44 PM
cuz he's married to my bestie from middle school.  And I'm married and the omly way I could fuck him is with Z's permission.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3465 on: November 21, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
Sounds like an opportunity to push the boundaries and express yourself. But make it mutual so that everyone knows exactly what is going on and everyone is for it.

Don't waste such an opportunity, you will regret it.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2013, 08:27:29 PM by Tru »
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3466 on: November 22, 2013, 12:02:52 AM
I actually agree with Tru ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3467 on: January 18, 2014, 08:43:06 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3468 on: January 25, 2014, 06:41:11 PM
Carpet Licker!
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3469 on: January 29, 2014, 11:11:13 PM


Dave's bastard offspring.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3470 on: February 12, 2014, 12:50:33 PM
That's muh boi!
**wipes tear**
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3471 on: December 29, 2014, 09:52:08 PM
that was.. that makes me wanna leave this place and never come back.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3472 on: May 17, 2015, 03:04:17 AM
Jammin it off shall be the whole of the law.
<<<Delete Yourself!>>>



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3473 on: May 24, 2015, 05:22:44 PM
I was gonna requote it to include "jammin it in" and "hole" ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3474 on: July 01, 2015, 08:32:34 PM
Blah blah blah
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3475 on: August 03, 2015, 11:56:51 PM
Sadly, not much of anything.

What I thought was stress turned out to be a result of Premature Ovarian Failure or Premature Ovarian Insufficiency. So I'm on my my third month of HRT and finally getting something. I have an appointment with a specialist on Wednesday to fine-tune everything hormone-wise.

While at a funeral, my cousin, who is a pediatric neurologist found me outside  trying to cool down from a unfortunate hot flash. After I explained what was going on with me, we chatted and I cooled down. As I said goodbye to him to head back to Iowa, he said "Do you know how to make a hormone?"
"No I don't" I replied.
"Well, I'll tell you" he leaned in and whispered "Don't pay her."



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3476 on: August 04, 2015, 11:54:45 AM
... or put sand in the lube
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3477 on: October 04, 2015, 01:44:59 AM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3478 on: October 04, 2015, 11:40:04 PM
my CST: that bastard left for MD and didnt gimme none.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #3479 on: October 06, 2015, 03:14:46 PM
hahahahaha ....
I would not have guessed that to happen ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')