I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.

Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.

It's not a truck, It's a series of tubes.

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You're not thinking about sex either, tricky?! Let's cuddle!

I feel like there should be a current sex thoughts thread. Think of it as my gift to you. I'm sure hip will appreciate it.

Current sex thought: What is this illusive thing known as sex? It's been so long, I barely remember.

*shrugs*

I got laid 3 times in a row last night. It was great.

So you went to Hawaii, huh?

I hate Mondays, detroit is at rehearsal too late to do anything fun when he gets home.

That's the funniest post I read today ...

I know, all the things one can pull from it... comedy gold!

The newb'z'll never get it, I tell ya; NEVER!

I'm not a newbie and I don't get it.

Red wings? He does stuff to her while she's on her period? A certain person who will not be mentioned did that to me once. There was a tampon up in there, though.

Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not jump to any assumptions here! The dude just likes hockey. Big Brendan Shanahan fan.

Dude loves hockey!

I love eatin a bitch out when she's on her rag

Having a baby sleeping in the same bed as us has kind of put a strain on having relations with my husband. Don't get me wrong, we still have the sex... we just end up with a lot more rug burn these days. Sigh.

i'm probably twice the size of most japanese girls.

i'm probably twice the size of most japanese girls.

So having sex with you is like having a threesome with two japanese girls?

Is that why Zoomie is always so nice to you when you come to town?

So having sex with you is like having a threesome with two japanese girls?

I only have half the orifices of two japanese girls, though. 

Is that why Zoomie is always so nice to you when you come to town?

I think he likes mah belly.

I'm too knaickered to have any sexual thoughts right now...

is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

just means you like yourself more than you like your mate.

is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

No, but I like from the front, from the side, from the back, from below, from above. I'm not picky with positions.

I just had sex, it was good. Wife is making me a cup of tea. My life rules.

i like a creative guy. i'm up for nearly any position, even if i may not think of it first most of the time.
i'm just saying, i really love being fucked from behind. the guy grabbing your hips, making you fuck his cock the way he wants you to...

holy shit. i shouldn't have two whole days off because all i want to do is masturbate. my laundry pile is an embarrassing site that really needs attended to.

is it wrong to prefer sex from behind?

Nope. Variety is fun but doggystyle always seems to be in the mix.