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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #210 on: May 07, 2009, 09:47:39 AM
Quote from: krapsna on May 07, 2009, 09:44:37 AM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.
lawsuits from all of the rest, huh?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #211 on: May 07, 2009, 09:58:21 AM
No, but lots of unmarked graves.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #212 on: May 07, 2009, 01:18:59 PM
Quote from: krapsna on May 07, 2009, 09:44:37 AM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.

who?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #213 on: May 07, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
Quote from: hip on May 07, 2009, 01:18:59 PM
Quote from: krapsna on May 07, 2009, 09:44:37 AM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.

who?

I think you know her rather well.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #214 on: May 07, 2009, 01:23:09 PM
would you say i know her as well as i know myself?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #215 on: May 07, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
Oh yeah, definitely.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #216 on: May 07, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
i fancy myself a coy little minx at times.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #217 on: May 07, 2009, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: hip on May 07, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
i fancy myself a coy little minx at times.

you are the complete opposite of coy
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #218 on: May 07, 2009, 06:23:07 PM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #219 on: May 08, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 08:55:28 AM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #220 on: May 08, 2009, 09:28:15 AM
Quote from: underclass on May 07, 2009, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: hip on May 07, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
i fancy myself a coy little minx at times.

you are the complete opposite of coy

yeah, HERE. i have no need to impress as i don't want to bed any of you that i haven't already.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #221 on: May 08, 2009, 01:44:51 PM
She plays hard to get IRL.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #222 on: May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 PM
current SEX thought: I need something in my ass right now... Dave??? Where are you??
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #223 on: May 08, 2009, 09:37:55 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 PM
current SEX thought: I need something in my ass right now... Dave??? Where are you??
not buying tickets to Japan.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #224 on: May 08, 2009, 09:39:20 PM
Yeah, tickets to MD are way cheaper.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #225 on: May 08, 2009, 10:08:36 PM
i bet he won't buy those, either.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #226 on: May 08, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
You're probably right. He's going to make me cum to FL.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #227 on: May 08, 2009, 10:11:05 PM
but then it's on like an ass-raping donkey kong!

« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 10:12:52 PM by eitje »
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #228 on: May 08, 2009, 10:13:11 PM
and I'm GAME!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #229 on: May 09, 2009, 01:40:37 AM
i was hoping that as that picture dl-ed on my slow-ass connection, DK would be viciously assraping luigi. what the fuck? thanks for the letdown.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #230 on: May 09, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
Quote from: eitje on May 08, 2009, 10:11:05 PM
but then it's on like an ass-raping donkey kong!




I LOL'ed.

tricky approves
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #231 on: May 09, 2009, 10:25:44 AM
Quote from: hip on May 09, 2009, 01:40:37 AM
what the fuck? thanks for the letdown.



This was on a page titled:
DONKEY PORN
Better than Donkey Kong

PS:  Do you make the same face as the brown one, hip, when you're getting it from behind?
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 10:27:52 AM by eitje »
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #232 on: May 09, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
Hahahahahahaha!  Oh god.....make more jokes like that one Eitje.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #233 on: May 09, 2009, 11:19:52 AM
that donkey isn't even getting it yet, so the point is moot.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #234 on: May 09, 2009, 12:31:35 PM
I was just taking a shower, and I thought about how hip likes to fuck around in her shower.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #235 on: May 09, 2009, 03:00:43 PM
Quote from: krapsna on May 07, 2009, 09:58:21 AM
No, but lots of unmarked graves.

Haha!

Quote from: eitje on May 08, 2009, 08:54:46 AM


Sophia Bush

Agreed. She was the one saving grace of that John Tucker Must Die piece of shit.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #236 on: May 09, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
did you spank it?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #237 on: May 09, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
You think I'd watch crap like that on my own? It was Amy's pick.

She thought it sucked too, but insisted on finishing it.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #238 on: May 09, 2009, 04:20:52 PM
Quote from: hip on May 09, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
did you spank it?
nope.
but it was fun to think about.
a lot of your stories are interesting, that way.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 04:22:10 PM by eitje »
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #239 on: May 09, 2009, 04:30:45 PM
Oh. She wasn't talking to me. I'm a little slow today, or something.
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