Or she could pay the right person or persons who really could use the money and he'd never bother anyone again.

You do realize you are talking to Sasha in Texas.....not Mello in Philly...right? I'd be surprised if Sasha knew "those kinds of people".  I wouldn't be surprised if she has infected half of Texas with herpes though.

I wasn't talking about anyone in Texas.

Isn't Sasha in TX? Aren't you talking about Sasha? Do flowers smell of dying dreams and used-up hookers?

youre right. those kinds of people are easy to find around here.

if i know them or not is for all to guess.

I haven't given anyone herpes.

Also, I don't send him to jail, because I just don't want to put out the extra effort.  Plus, 2Pac states it best...."revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting pussy."

2Pac states it best...."revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting pussy."

Kind of ironic, in his case

I thought the

2Pac states it best...."revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting pussy."

Kind of ironic, in his case

Anything done 3 times can be called a Hat Trick. Congrats, you now know a cricket term.

And a hockey term.

And a futbol term.

it started with cricket.

CST-  Working the graveyard shift sucks.  I have to hit it and quit it if I want to get any action before work. It is worth it though, because I get paid to study.

Getting laid would be nice right about now.

This thread is useless to me, even if I'm talking about masturbation.

threads are like opinions. everyone's got one. this isn't yours. go post about huffing or something in drugs.

I always get ridiculous wood -- I'm talking like rock hard cock -- in the middle of conference meetings, regardless of who is in the room (and virtually no one is attractive and virtually everyone is 20+ years older than me).  I'm not sure if it's the tight dress pants, or the seats, or something in the air or what.

This must be why professional executives keep secretaries around.

That happens to me on flights.

threads are like opinions. everyone's got one. this isn't yours. go post about huffing or something in drugs.

Ok.

I always get ridiculous wood -- I'm talking like rock hard cock -- in the middle of conference meetings, regardless of who is in the room (and virtually no one is attractive and virtually everyone is 20+ years older than me).  I'm not sure if it's the tight dress pants, or the seats, or something in the air or what.

This is why professional executives keep secretaries around.

I always get super sleepy + get wood in the middle of conference meetings.  I think my brain just entirely shuts down from boredom and leaves my body to its own devices.

ADHD, I love ye!

I used to sometimes get struck with an irrational fear that I might lose all sense of social decorum and start masturbating unintentionally but also uncontrolably.

like the guy on the back of the subway!

Yeah, like that. But during a client meeting.

that would be a huge hit on youtube. and when i say youtube, i mean my home computer.

Could you imagine? That would be so embarassing.

at least you'd be immortalized in a time capsule. By time capsule I mean Bagman's hard drive

I always get super sleepy + get wood in the middle of conference meetings.  I think my brain just entirely shuts down from boredom and leaves my body to its own devices.

This too.  It's like I could slam a pot of coffee and a case of Mt Dew and 10 minutes into the meeting I'm literally prying my eyeballs apart.

The only thing keeping me awake is the extreme discomfort of my dick being hard against the zipper of my dress pants and often hitting the underside of the table.

Dude, you sould have to stand up and give presentations and stuff.

I usually take my suit jacket off first and hang it up on myself, and then get the laser pointer out with the slides.

I used to sometimes get struck with an irrational fear that I might lose all sense of social decorum and start masturbating unintentionally but also uncontrolably.

I've had this too, but moreso with worries about spitting in someone's face or straight up bugs-bunny-style-smooching someone. I'm still not sure which would be less well-received.

<~ from Texas    Never had any STDs

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