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Current SEX thoughts(Read 505880 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1590 on: October 07, 2009, 04:01:08 PM
That's Pinky Tuscadero, cretin.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1591 on: October 07, 2009, 04:20:32 PM
I know. You got a better Tuscadero, I'd like to see it.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1592 on: October 07, 2009, 04:33:56 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1593 on: October 08, 2009, 12:23:50 AM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1594 on: October 08, 2009, 12:46:23 AM
New CST:




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1595 on: October 08, 2009, 12:50:51 AM
She's kinda boyish, don't you think?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1596 on: October 08, 2009, 02:44:18 AM
It's a man.  I know, because I've seen his disco stick.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1597 on: October 08, 2009, 06:33:52 AM
You've SEEN Suzi Quatro's penis???

OK that's three things you have that make me a little jealous.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1598 on: October 08, 2009, 06:53:20 PM
I'VE SEEN EVERYONE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1599 on: October 08, 2009, 07:47:07 PM
My gonads are so big. a fully grown man can stand inside them and roll around

Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1600 on: October 08, 2009, 08:19:58 PM
Is that person wearing purple hammer pants?
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1601 on: October 08, 2009, 08:52:25 PM
CST - Ladyhawke
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1602 on: October 09, 2009, 06:42:23 AM
Meh, they didn't even use fake accents...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1603 on: October 09, 2009, 09:07:41 AM
I'VE SEEN EVERYONE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

You lose, mine are still top secret. And by secret I mean, well. Shit. Balls is balls after all. I guess not that secret.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1604 on: October 09, 2009, 10:05:21 AM
I'VE SEEN EVERYONE'S BALLS!!!!!!!!!!

Nuh uh!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1605 on: October 09, 2009, 10:13:52 AM
She's got eyes under her chin!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1606 on: October 09, 2009, 11:39:17 AM
what if you opened your eyes under your chin and looked up at the balls of the dick you're sucking and saw two little testicle eyes staring back at your chin eyes??

that would be messed up.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1607 on: October 09, 2009, 05:21:12 PM
I'm definately buying little eyeball stickers now.
I have an American dream, but mine involves Black Masks and Gasoline..



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1608 on: October 09, 2009, 06:37:30 PM
After you get the eyeball stickers, take pics of what you do with them and then send them to Kyle.  Remember, being nice is free.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1609 on: October 10, 2009, 02:24:25 PM
I met a girl last night and we were digging each other.  But then her drunk friend got clingy on her, and they went for a walk.

I waited a bit, but eventually got bored and figured "there are other girls out there."  Took my friends somewhere else for more drinks.

CST:  Probably should've made a better choice and tried to get laid.  What could have possibly made me leave a good thing like that?
« Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 03:44:01 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1610 on: October 10, 2009, 04:24:59 PM
I think you've probably been single for too long. You're getting bored of the chase. It happened to me after I was single for a few years. I'd be in, but would lose interest and not bother closing the deal. Several nights I found myself at home at about 3 or 4am, wondering why the fuck I was there alone when I didn't have to be.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1611 on: October 10, 2009, 05:00:36 PM
I feel you; I HAVE A GIRL though, and we're OPEN, so, I can do what I want ...
However, I find that since she's an incredible lay, I meet others, I just give fuck-all about closing the deal ...

... beforehand, I'd always close it

*shrug*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1612 on: October 11, 2009, 08:39:13 AM
Luke met a girl.  Aw.

CT-  I decided to ignore my ex boyfriend finally.  He's going to cancel my health insurance Monday.  Today is a new day in the life of me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1613 on: October 11, 2009, 08:40:47 AM
The dawn of a new age: "Safety First"
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1614 on: October 11, 2009, 11:42:00 AM
Luke met a girl.  Aw.

CT-  I decided to ignore my ex boyfriend finally.  He's going to cancel my health insurance Monday.  Today is a new day in the life of me.

It's about time ...
Good for you ...

The dawn of a new age: "Safety First"

I just ...
I can't help but recheck myself with the fact that I've been agreeing with you more and more lately ...

I need a vacation ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1615 on: October 11, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Luke met a girl.  Aw.

Whole lot of good it did me.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1616 on: October 11, 2009, 06:37:05 PM
It didn't do you any good because you lack the proper game.  *Gasp*  Bagman has more game than you!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1617 on: October 11, 2009, 06:38:39 PM
Plus he's incredible in bed.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1618 on: October 11, 2009, 06:41:05 PM
How would you know?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1619 on: October 11, 2009, 06:44:22 PM
Haven't you kept up? Kyle's a sexual dynamo!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.