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Current SEX thoughts(Read 506139 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1710 on: October 22, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
If it's only every 3-6 months it'll only happen a few more times, really ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1711 on: October 22, 2009, 07:52:53 PM
Should really make this a sticky post in this forum to avoid future confusion:

http://www.ageofconsent.com/ageofconsent.htm
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1712 on: October 22, 2009, 08:01:21 PM
wow



paraguay





wow
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1713 on: October 22, 2009, 08:05:37 PM
No wonder Bormann and Mengele retired there...
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1714 on: October 22, 2009, 08:26:08 PM
Hey, Oz has no age limit on female/female in a lot of parts ...



BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1715 on: October 22, 2009, 08:57:18 PM
I lost it at 15 to an 18 year old, who cares?  If Sak-Snatch wants to get DD from another 16 year old, let her.  She seems to be the kind of indian chick who is into white boys, so I think a big cock in skinny jeans is in her future.  What I wouldn't give to be 16 so I could tap all untapped 16 year old tail in England.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1716 on: October 22, 2009, 09:04:46 PM
How much do you really think there is left though?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1717 on: October 23, 2009, 02:42:41 AM
At least one.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1718 on: October 23, 2009, 03:03:30 AM
I can't wait for the "have-a-good-trip!" sex this weekend and next week! Haha. My pelvis is going to be so sore before heading to Japan...




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1719 on: October 23, 2009, 03:17:10 AM
How about the "Ogenki desu ka" sex in Japan?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1720 on: October 23, 2009, 03:26:00 AM
I can't wait for the "have-a-good-trip!" sex this weekend and next week! Haha. My pelvis is going to be so sore before heading to Japan...

You're mating a hippo?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1721 on: October 23, 2009, 02:29:18 PM
How about the "Ogenki desu ka" sex in Japan?

Is that where you ask how someone is doing, and then immediately get to fucking?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1722 on: October 23, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
I can't wait for the "have-a-good-trip!" sex this weekend and next week! Haha. My pelvis rectum is going to be so sore before heading to Japan...


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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1723 on: October 23, 2009, 06:55:53 PM
I can't wait for the "have-a-good-trip!" sex this weekend and next week! Haha. My pelvis rectum is going to be so sore before heading to Japan...



This had me crackin' up.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1724 on: October 23, 2009, 07:14:49 PM
Sakhi, let me recommend you put somewhere in your account settings "Of Legal Age in the UK", so that this conversation can stop recurring every 3-6 months.  ;)

I blame the Americans.

I lost it at 15 to an 18 year old, who cares?  If Sak-Snatch wants to get DD from another 16 year old, let her.  She seems to be the kind of indian chick who is into white boys, so I think a big cock in skinny jeans is in her future.  What I wouldn't give to be 16 so I could tap all untapped 16 year old tail in England.
DD?

Also, skinny jeans, awesome..



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1725 on: October 23, 2009, 07:42:05 PM
Deep-dicked.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1726 on: October 23, 2009, 10:29:30 PM
CST-  The guy I have been screwing for the last five months came over last night.  We had period sex four or five times.  Not really into period sex, but he is really persuasive.  We had sex for three hours the other night which was fun.  He told me he loves fucking me.  After that he wanted to cuddle.  I think he's starting to like me.  Uggghhhh.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1727 on: October 23, 2009, 10:48:31 PM
Doomed.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1728 on: October 23, 2009, 10:55:26 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1729 on: October 24, 2009, 02:59:59 AM
Too bad nothing will come of him wanting me for something other than whatever the hell it is we have now.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1730 on: October 24, 2009, 05:27:32 AM
'cept stalking.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1731 on: October 24, 2009, 12:35:52 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1732 on: October 24, 2009, 02:59:58 PM
Big dicks dont fit into skinny jeans. Its a fact!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1733 on: October 24, 2009, 05:30:46 PM
Big dicks dont fit into skinny jeans. Its a fact!
Too bad nothing will come of him wanting me for something other than whatever the hell it is we have now.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1734 on: October 24, 2009, 06:04:26 PM
Big dicks dont fit into skinny jeans. Its a fact!

All I know is that they come out of skinny jeans quite nicely.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1735 on: October 24, 2009, 06:47:18 PM
I was ready to have sex right in the middle of the crowd at Oktoberfest today. EXHIBITIONISM IS HOT.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1736 on: October 24, 2009, 06:54:03 PM
You didn't do it though so how would you know if exhibitionism is hot?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1737 on: October 24, 2009, 07:05:57 PM
She wouldn't go through with it.

Well the time when "J" pulled my cock out while we were at her place watching tv in the living room (she was living with those Lord of the Rings geeks) and started sucking, was really exciting. The fact that any of them could come out any second and catch us was a thrill. One of them did go into the kitchen from his garage-turned-dragon-slayer-dungeon, and we didn't hear him until the last second. 

The time many years ago when I was beat off in the parking lot of Ihop by that girl Erin, was equally as hot. We also basically dry-humped on a different occasion on a bench in front of the capitol building too.

If it were for stupid obscenity laws and for her not feeling it, I would love to try fucking in public.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1738 on: October 24, 2009, 07:14:29 PM
It's not really that exciting.  I've done it in many public places and it's only fun the first few times.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #1739 on: October 24, 2009, 08:01:35 PM
Yeah, it gets old. When it comes right down to it, beds are pretty handy.
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