*stares blankly*

Oh now Si, don't be coy. Surely you've been called a venereal cyst before...

Nah, that pic's from after my time there. In my day, there could never have been that many cars there.

tonight I'm sure my boyfriend is gonna fuck me good and silly in honor of choosing an apartment earlier. As if we need a reason.

Still, celebration isn't a bad thing ...

I'm a little bummed, and I bet you guys are even more so now. She said that she tried to make some videos for me and just felt awkward watching them on the camera, so it looks like I will be getting the camera back tomorrow with nothing on it. I told her that's totally cool, I'll just have to use my imagination.

Another disappointment from bagman.

MENTIDA!

After 10+ years we're accustomed to your failures and have come to expect them. We're waiting patiently for the birth/death notice.

I'm a little bummed, and I bet you guys are even more so now.

turn that frown upside down.

tonight, tell her you want to direct her to do things for the camera.

I think I found her on FB... is she old enough to be carrying your carved pumpkin?

I think I found her on FB... is she old enough to be carrying your carved pumpkin?

that could be a euphemism for pregnancy!

If you found her then share the information. 

This isn't going in ANY good direction ...

www.redtube.com

Love that place ...

pornhub.com has anal up the anal these days, FYI.

Tube8, Jizzhut, pornotube, youporn

XHamster and Postyourflicks.

craigslist and kyle's hd

alsdghagh0-ropigh pussy sioaghwpuioghpawgh23452112./wegwra.

So tired. Argh I didn't get anything accomplished today after work except sex. My damn headphones are apparently broken and I have to buy a new pair before I get on my flight Sat morning or I'll go IN-FUCKING-SANE with no music. Tomorrow night it's off to Best Buy. Gotta wash clothes, gotta pack, gotta triple check my packing list and make sure I am not forgetting a single thing, gotta schedule a cab pickup for 4:30am sat, gotta check-in with AA after 6am today, fucccck. SO MUCH to DO!

Also, I went down on her sweet, sloppy pussy again tonight and mmm I think I'm developing a liking... ok maybe just a tolerance of pussy juice. No gagging! YES! Also, I had to clean my couch because cum sprayed all over it and my folks are coming over all next week to watch my cats while I am in Japan. I don't want them to see a drenched couch.

when you get here, we talk about sports, beer and cars. OK?

pornhub.com has anal up the anal these days, FYI.

pornhub ftw.
anal porn ftl.

My damn headphones are apparently broken and I have to buy a new pair before I get on my flight Sat morning or I'll go IN-FUCKING-SANE with no music.

that happened to me. i have 3 headphones, of awesome, okay, and crap quality. I busted one headphone in the awesome ones and one in the crap ones.  Then I lost my MP3 player. Then I 'lost' the laptop with all the music on... =/

No no no we like it when Kyle descriptively discusses his ejaculation techniques... He should do that the entire time he's in Japan, including during dinner with your wife.

Fuck that. He should demonstrate.

Yeah that could happen...

pornhub.com has anal up the anal these days, FYI.

pornhub ftw.
anal porn ftl.

"... the little girls don't know what the big girls all understand!"

I'm sure you're against sucking dick too, and swallowing, while we're at it, as well?

nope,  I'm for most things.


I just think anal PORN is stupid.
The stuff I have watched looks too similar to doggy style.

Being that your pink and brown eyes are about an inch apart, what position the cock or other penetrating thing uses to get there is only a matter of aesthetics. The fact that penetration has taken place trumps your silly hang ups.

pfft.. lame.

Anal sex is the only kind of penetration that makes me come like mad.

Same with a lot of girls; once they "unshell" themselves ...

So you don't like anal porn, however, would you try anal sex?
(I know, I'm putting the cart before the horse again!)