I think his one is probably worth your two. I mean, you don't even have any pics of these hotties.

I'll get pic New Year's Eve of 2, I think I have a pic of 1 ...

Speaking of which ...
I have to fuck two different women in the next two days to meet my year-end goal ...
I think I have one wrapped up already, so I'm guessing tonight I have to get in gear ...

Then again, I went out with a hot chick last night, and after everything, went back out to a local bar and ended up making out with a cute lesbian ...

So, like, who knows what will happen? ...

What is your year end goal?  To pull a double hat trick in one day?!!?

I miss sex so bad i'm this close to having webcam sex with zoomie.

 [___________]

How...close...

jk jk!

Maybe it's just that I have a pretty big monitor, but that doesn't seem that close.

I imagine webcam sex with zoomie having a lot to do with feet, Celtic men skirts, swords and D&D

I imagine webcam sex with Geek consisting of breast reduction surgery on a bed of eggplant parm...

At least it's delicious and finally can fit into a cup size smaller than DD!

Save the trimmings.

My wife had one. Went from a FF to a DD.

How would you know?

It was quite obvious. She is only five feet tall.

Nope, nope, nope. Burn cream plz.

hahahaha ....

at your service!

I wonder if he gets it yet?
I know, I know; I'll say it for you ...

Well, we know not that ..

Just damn.

CST: Sex is wonderful. She hurt me and I loved it.

We inspire, apparently ....

Ok, so I picked up this girl last night named Jen ...
... cool girl, and, she's leaving to go back home tomorrow to North Carolina
... game, set, and match!

Oh, and from the other place I hang out, this semi-cute waitress decided to just randomly make out with me for a few minutes last night ...
This I CAN'T do; I don't fuck with people where I hang and/or work (I play there occasionally) ...

... besides, I had to meet up with the other girl; I was just walking the waitress out after I went back in to piss after showing the other girl out and showing her where I live (around the corner, pretty much from the bar)

So wait, did you get laid?  I don't get it.

The shittiest part about 2010 so far is that I'm on my period really bad.  I put a bloody hand print on my lovers chest last night.  I marked the sex warrior with my essence.

Nice.

W3rd ...
... and, yes

wait... what?

Huh?

At least it's delicious and finally can fit into a cup size smaller than DD!

DD's are wonderful... dont do it!

Meh ...

thanks for the encouragement, mosh! Rest assured my crappy insurance cant pay for a much need root canal, let alone a breast reduction so DD's they will stay! Time to go pop some buttons!