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Current SEX thoughts(Read 506029 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2280 on: January 21, 2010, 02:09:35 AM
Korean, Japanese, Thai... same thing to an American.... all Chinese lookin'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2281 on: January 21, 2010, 06:55:31 AM
Methinks Nick left his sarcast-o-meter in 2009...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2282 on: January 21, 2010, 08:21:26 AM
my bad. I'm drinking Sake right now, should be back to normal any second
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2283 on: January 21, 2010, 05:26:22 PM
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2284 on: January 21, 2010, 10:01:07 PM
I tried to warn my friend before he married one ...
RIP, "Big D" ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2285 on: January 22, 2010, 06:25:25 AM
Zoomie has confirmed this many many times before...



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2286 on: January 22, 2010, 07:33:16 AM
Koreans, Filipinas, Thai, they have an extra chromosome that makes them insane. Not that there aren't plenty of white girls out there who will cut you at the drop of a hat...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2287 on: January 22, 2010, 10:00:14 AM
My wife is so nice I'm going to win up as a pile of one inch cubes
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2288 on: January 22, 2010, 04:38:30 PM
I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again.  :-\

I'm glad you do.


I'm planning to marry the guy I lose it to, it may not work... but it's worth a try.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2289 on: January 22, 2010, 06:02:10 PM
See? And have some kids, too. You can always get divorced and ruin at least two lives for the cost of one.

Or at least that's always been my philosophy...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2290 on: January 22, 2010, 09:44:21 PM
sleep with a lot of people - that way to can make sure the person you breed with is at least good at it.

Also sleeping with a lot of people is fun
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2291 on: January 23, 2010, 12:17:18 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2292 on: January 23, 2010, 01:59:38 PM

My wife is so nice I'm going to win up as a pile of one inch cubes

"... so, how long is hubby out of town?"
"... would anyone like more sushi?"

I wish i didn't have stupid views on sex. i wish it was just about knocking boots with no emotions attached. ugh i'm never going to have sex again.  :-\

Quote=Sakhi]I'm planning to marry the guy I lose it to, it may not work... but it's worth a try.

It won't work ...
... don't kid yourself
... first time you're diddled just right, you'll cave; they all do!


BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2293 on: January 24, 2010, 12:59:46 PM
The guy I lost it to had a huge dick.  But he was a dork in an annoying way.  I think my new boyfriend is annoyed with me since we haven't had sex in a few days.  Ugh.  whatever.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2294 on: January 24, 2010, 10:57:44 PM
I'd imagine it'd NOT be good to have a huge dick the first time ...
... first time anal either
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2295 on: January 29, 2010, 04:41:49 AM
CST: want sex. coulda had sex tonight. opted not to have sex to avoid crazy obsessive chick's hot pussy... or rather the possibilitiy of her freaking out on everyone I talk to etc etc woulda been good to nail that shit but think maybe I made the right choice fuck I dunno I hate myself for being careful night fuckers.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2296 on: January 29, 2010, 09:43:47 AM
You are the one who is thinking about this too much.  You are the crazy one.

I had hot sex last night.  The boy came over after work and we had sex and then we had sex right before bed.  My new heat is using my vibrator while he rams my mouth with his cock.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2297 on: January 29, 2010, 11:17:22 AM
Popped one.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2298 on: January 29, 2010, 12:54:24 PM
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2299 on: January 29, 2010, 09:12:01 PM
Rubbed out so many, nothing coming out but air.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2300 on: January 30, 2010, 03:25:01 AM
Godmotherfuckingdamnit she's 17. FUCK! Legally OK, morally not. FUCK!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2301 on: January 30, 2010, 03:43:51 AM
soooooo... what if she'd said she was 19?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2302 on: January 30, 2010, 09:33:36 AM
19 = boingy boingy?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2303 on: January 30, 2010, 04:33:06 PM
I card women sometimes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2304 on: January 31, 2010, 12:57:10 AM
Godmotherfuckingdamnit she's 17. FUCK! Legally OK, morally not. FUCK!

I can't find anything morally wrong with fucking a 17yo bitch that wants it and is just gonna fuck some OTHER guy if she isn't fucking you.  17 year olds are not children...many may be emotionally immature, but they know full well what they are doing because their childlike innocence is usually long gone by then.  Legally, that's a different thread.  Now, you're probably wondering what my moral line is then.  What do I think is too young?  Well, I think it's complicated and all depends on the situation....but I know when something feels wrong.  When I met that chick Katie, yeah, that felt wrong to me, she had too many issues and was too immature, even for her age.  But when I was 22 I had a 16yo GF that was 10x more mature than her......getting with her didn't make me feel like I was doing something wrong, and her grade-a blowjobs felt VERY right.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2305 on: January 31, 2010, 05:07:04 AM
Si - you could do without living on an island that small being known as someone who sleeps with kids. What I mean is, wanna come to Tokyo and party with strippers?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2306 on: January 31, 2010, 11:30:11 AM
The man has clearly stated his moral stance and doesn't need advice nor worry about his reputation.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2307 on: January 31, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
okay, so when does it become wrong to sleep with a 17 year old?

i mean as a teen i would assume it's fine, but wheres the line?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2308 on: January 31, 2010, 03:12:51 PM
The man has clearly stated his moral stance and doesn't need advice nor worry about his reputation.

Thank you.

okay, so when does it become wrong to sleep with a 17 year old?

i mean as a teen i would assume it's fine, but wheres the line?

I don't think a definite line can really be drawn. Definite or not, though, at almost 28 I'm over the line like Smokey. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules here.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2309 on: January 31, 2010, 06:31:34 PM
okay, so when does it become wrong to sleep with a 17 year old?

i mean as a teen i would assume it's fine, but wheres the line?

Don't worry, it's not wrong to bang any of the L-G crew.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon