It's a health risk to bang some of us, but not a moral one.

ZING!

some of us

Whew!
... that makes me feel MUCH better

some of us

Hence the ZING!

There is this guy named Kiki who has been trying to have sex with me for years now and he wrote me this via facebook at 5am today.....
"Sasha....i'll let u plant ur big white ass on my face till my cock grows a flower... "

So I wrote this back just to taunt him since I would never have sex with the male equivalent of myself:

"I'll ride your face like it's the last race in the Kentucky Derby."

Ahhh, foreplay ...

big white ass

Now you're speaking my language...

"I'll ride your face like it's the last race in the Kentucky Derby."

I don't get it.

It means I would sit on his face and ride it super fast and hard like a little jockey would.

Right, yeah. I got that. But the Kentucky Derby is a race, and is never the last race at Churchill Downs on Derby Day.

/pedant

* FAH-Q drinks a mint julep

Good job at killing the joke. 

Frightfully pedantic today old boy...

Ra-ther.

Was supposed to have a 3-some, I think ...
.. ended up nailing a dude's wife instead

Perhaps I'll share in another thread ...

Okay, so it was sexy, up 'til the "I think" part.


Dang, dude!  Ever heard of PRETENDING?

So,

pretending that the 3-some HAPPENED,

THIS is what (would have) occurred:

blah, blah, blah.

Like that.

And just think ~ when you do it, my way?  You just had the fucking BEST 3-some,

EVER!

p.s.  I'll believe EVERY word of your story, and fap to it at odd and unusual times throughout each and EVERY day!



wow.  ARE there enough drugz to take that little scenario out of y'all's minds?

No?

Then my work here is done!

Okay, so I got high enough that I forgot that posting pix of your boobs, online, wasn't a very "Christian" thing to do,

and set out to snap some shots.

Even standing on my HEAD, with EVERY muscle in my chest CLENCHED,

my freakin' boobs are SAGGY!!!

They're flippin' SAGGIN' Muffins.

TO THOSE WANTING BOOB PIX:  Please send money for the boob LIFT!

Otherwise?  Ask your mom to flash you.

Ok, the reason I say "I think" was I didn't get what the girls planned until the next morning ...
... however, I still had one of them

OMG!!!

Way to make a dudette do a double-take!

I thought it was like a married couple, one female and one male ...

Cripes,

I've just GOT to get OUT, more.



p.s.  And on THAT note ~ "Dear?  Where did you say you put those Viagra?  'Cuz I'm feeling sort of tingly, 'down there'!"

No, her husband went to bed early ...

Fuck it; give me a few and I'll post the whole story ...

A few WHAT, sweetie???

I'll frickin' NEXT DAY 'em!

A few to post the story ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd6ivn9ZpU

hahaha ...

No, her husband went to bed early ...

Fuck it; give me a few and I'll post the whole story ...

i dont know why but i honestly didnt think you had that in you.

*shrug*

ah well.

Were you thinking he would wait for you?

nah, i'm not going to florida.

Haha, sheltered child burns Dave

No, her husband went to bed early ...

Fuck it; give me a few and I'll post the whole story ...

i dont know why but i honestly didnt think you had that in you.

*shrug*

ah well.

WTF are you talking about?
I started off 2009 with a double anal 3-some and have been fucking since then ...
Which part are you referring to?