I started off 2009 with a double anal 3-some

This is why we call your anus the Holland Tunnel...

This one actually went the other way, thanks ...

Haha, sheltered child burns Dave

sheltered child rolls eyes.

WTF are you talking about?
I started off 2009 with a double anal 3-some and have been fucking since then ...
Which part are you referring to?

the adultery bit.

This one actually went the other way, thanks ...

Zomg you're my fucking hero

Seriously??? A double-anal threesome?  Was it two for one at the trailer park down the street?

Haha, sheltered child burns Dave

sheltered child rolls eyes.

WTF are you talking about?
I started off 2009 with a double anal 3-some and have been fucking since then ...
Which part are you referring to?

the adultery bit.

It's not "adultery" if the husband knows and approves, silly ...

Seriously??? A double-anal threesome?  Was it two for one at the trailer park down the street?

I've gone over this already;
... it was two girls I'd talked into trying anal sex, liked it, and got the chance to hang with me, so .......

I can't compete with THAT!  Jesus.  All I did this weekend was get DP.

2 penises or penis/dildo/vibe?

DP = Donkey Punch.

I thought DP = Double Penetration

DP = I can feel some other guy's cock moving through the thin wall of tissue between the vagina and rectum.

You like that shit, don't you DM?

I'd DP, hell yeah ...
It's on my list of things to do ...

Well most guys can get away with standard DP (anal/vaginal) without worrying too much about the implications, cuz you know, there is that wall of tissue (albeit thin) and the dicks are in two different holes.  It's in straight porn all the time because I'm guessing, most likely, that the majority of the guys aren't pussy homophobes and are confident enough in their sexuality that if that dirty slut wants to be double stuffed, then by god, she's gonna fucking get double stuffed.  That's just taking one for the team all for the greater good.....defiling a kinky slut being the greater good.   Now, it takes a real man to do double vaginal strictly upon the slut's request.  Any straight guy that rubs swords with another guy just to please some dirty slut is either a sub or he has amazing mental fortitude.........but in any other scenario, well....that shit is just straight up enjoying rubbing your cock against another.  DP is pretty awesome, but the totally bisexual nature of DV is kinkier, therefore more awesome.  So yeah, I guess I DO like that shit.....not that I've ever done either, yet.

See? Like I said, we just accept you now.

Fuck this thread

*clears throat*  It was dildo in ass dick in vag.

Man, if you do DP you might as well replace the bitch with an oiled up shower curtain.

No sword fighting for me.

Man, if you do DP you might as well replace the bitch with an oiled up shower curtain.

No sword fighting for me.

Hahahaha! For serious!

DP = I can feel some other guy's cock moving through the thin wall of tissue between the vagina and rectum.

Mutate. Grow a second penis. I'm sure it's on evolutions things to do list.

Mutate. Grow a second penis. I'm sure it's on evolutions things to do list.

I already have 5. My pants fit like a glove.

Thanks, I'll be here all week...

Oh man.  The lol's....

*clears throat*  It was dildo in ass dick in vag.

Ha ha! That dude got cock blocked by a dildo!

I would do DP and have no problems with it ...

That said,

I already have 5. My pants fit like a glove.
Thanks, I'll be here all week...

I said this a week ago ....
... and I even CREDITED "The Unknown Comic" for it!

He's dead, he needs no credit. And I didn't see it.

Oh, yeah ...
Sorry; carry on ...

*clears throat*  It was dildo in ass dick in vag.

Ha ha! That dude got cock blocked by a dildo!

No he didn't  I took the dildo out and let him fuck me until I came.  Then I made him go take a shower and have vaginal sex with me until he came.  TMI?

Not enough pics.

Not enough pics.

Not enough video.