It sho' does.

CST-  This last weekend my boyfriend and I had sex and we tried to stick a dildo in my vag along with his penis.  It wouldn't fit.  I guess not having children has its perks.

Mang!

THIS is MY current sex thought.

But it might not count, since I'm ALSO high AND drunk!  lol

But, THIS:

I'm never telling you fuktards ANYTHING else about how I do or think about sex.

Thank you, Hip, for taking my private thangs out into the world.

You're a betrayer.  As soon as YOU get butt-hurt,

you want to take it out, into public?

Fuck you.  (And NOT in a good way)

Shame on you.

shame on you for giving us all the image of a frumpy old lady with tampons stuck up her saggy ass. go smoke another one, crazy.

I thought we weren't going to bring old shit up?

shame on me.

You need to be spanked!

hurry girls! he's all fluffed up and his "best of" Chicago tape is running out!

It's Wednesday. He listens to Bread on Wednesday. Pay attention.

No, I EAT bread on Wednesday; Thursday is my day in the barrel ...

shame on you for giving us all the image of a frumpy old lady with tampons stuck up her saggy ass. go smoke another one, crazy.

And at this point, I say:  Fuck You, Fuck Off;

and ask Dave if there's an Ignore button.

If you don't understand that that was a betrayal of a confidence, something I shared with y'all that was TOTALLY private,

you're even MORE of a Cali Girl than I had first imagined.

If you have to try to make yourself feel better about yourself by trying to make bad of someone else's "thang,"

you're not Ready For Prime Time and you don't belong on a dynamic forum.

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Sasha?  Yes, it was Out There, but none of the rest of y'all saw fit to ridicule me over it, did you?

It was something personal, and even if you didn't like/agree/learn-from it, you didn't think UGLY of me about it,

'cuz most of us understand that sex is most assuredly one of those Different Strokes For Different Folks things.

http://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&source=hp&q=tampon+site%3Aloaded-gun.com&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=&fp=78fc47fc95da0446

5th down.

So what?

Strangers that read that, in all probability won't:

A)  come here;

B)  wouldn't put me down for my sexual preferences;

and C)  might actually read it and fucking LEARN something that could make a diff in whether they use traditional butt plugs, what with the hassle of cleaning.

I was betrayed, by someone that had access to me, to what I thought, that fucking KNEW me,

not some stranger.

THAT's the difference between being betrayed or just being flamed.

Do YOU not know that, or feel it, for yourself?  (That's a real question, btw.)

I am sane.

Last week I almost had pool sex for the first time. My girlfriend and I snuck into a community pool late at night for some swimming. I got frisky and took of my swim trunks and pretty much immediately sported woodcock. I guess it was just the naughtyness factor that so turned me on. Anybody could come/drive by and potentially see us.

Anyway, it didn't work. I couldn't get inside her! Stupid vaginal lubrication was washed away with the pool water and I tried shoving my cock in, even after warming her up some, and it was like trying to knock down a castle door. Impossible.

So I'm wondering if you shmear a silicone lube all over each other, which doesn't wash off easily with water, that would work better. I'd always heard water isn't a good lube, but dammit that was a blow opportunity.

Hahahahahahahaa

Dude, fucking in a public pool is like fucking in a petri dish.

You're better off swizzling your dick over random door knobs in government services offices.

OK that;s just gross. Kyle you used to be such a nice, innocent young man. What next? You going to produce teenie anal gangbang vids?

Fucking in a public pool? you might as well rub your dick all over subway seats and pray for a bumpy surprise in a month's time!

Fucking in a pool is lame because there's no lube involved. It hurts, in fact.
To answer your question, I do not know of a waterproof lube, but that is likely because I never looked it up since fucking in a pool/shower/tub is so lame.

Bearing grease is waterproof. For a little while.

I cant imagine what that would do to the lady parts.

Olive oil might work.

Ooooooohhhhh you can imagine...

I've done it in a pool a few times.  I have also heard it's not good for you.  Knockin' down a castle door.  lmao

You're better off swizzling your dick over random door knobs in government services offices orifices.

Fucking in the shower is awesome.

I was asked to do that tonight ...
Perhaps that means she's on the rag ....

... we'll see!

When I had sex in a pool it was in a private pool.

I cant imagine what that would do to the lady parts.

Olive oil might work.

Oooo...

No oils.  Oils will actually harbor bacteria and allow it to flourish/grow.

No vaseline, either, for the same reason.

After doing some research, I doubt we'll try this again. I don't want her to get rotten crotch. It wasn't planned anyway - we literally just went to swim some laps.

Have I told you that we cloned her vagina? Yeah, we did a while ago. It's a nice addition to the shelf with my cloned cock on it. Unfortunately, the vibrator in my cloned self has died, probably from overuse and abuse, so I need to make another one.

Wow, there's a lot I haven't told you all because I was a way for so long. She's been down at her folks house for a week, so I've had time to get back on here.

For Valentine's Day I made her a chocolate clone of my dong. The girl behind the counter at the sex shoppe here smirked and said that it was such an awesome idea for a Valentine's Day gift. That was just the "naughty" gift - I had a basket full of goodies for her.

How am I ever going to catch up with the news here and catch you all up with my news? Sigh.

ice cubes,  nipples, simple.  make it so number one.