[unnecessary comment] I don't like how you said you can have sex with your butt. It made me feel a little yucky, whereas I'm sure it made some of our other dear l-g pals get wood.[/uc]

It's supposed to be a little yucky.  It's sex with the butt.

You know you spend too much time online when you start thinking of anal in a rel as normal... (?)

I knew I spent too much time at Loaded-gun (A-S, that is) when I was 16, drinking with a bunch of dudes 18+ and one of them asked the group "Name a weird sexual act"

I started with Donkey Punch, touched on granny porn and everything in between, and ended with Furries.

They most interesting could think of was Foot Sex.

Checked all that off my list before 12/31/99.

He's in SF, which means that whatever he wants to do to Sasha will be unnatural and throroughly degrading.

Sasha, post pix please.

Degrading ... possibly. Unnatural? Not likely.

"Errant computers can be reprogrammed, imperfect machines redesigned... but human beings are another matter."
   - Awakening

i just cant let happen a scenario in which tru is the last person to post in the sex/gossip forum.

hahaha ...

I came home with numerous bruises.  He asked me to be his girlfriend.  I don't know what to do.  I said yes, but it's long distance.  Ugh.  Why can't hot guys with jobs live here?  I want to move!  I have also come to realize that my bleeding starts after a lot of sex and a lot of exercise. 

i just cant let happen a scenario in which tru is the last person to post in the sex/gossip forum.

It's always "me me me" with you ya hippie.

He asked me to be his girlfriend.  I don't know what to do.  I said yes, but it's long distance.  Ugh.  Why can't hot guys with jobs live here?  I want to move! 

Thinking is best done before the decision.

and, ah, isnt this guy money ?  What's stoping you moving ?

What's a "stope"?

An excavation in the form of steps made by the mining of ore from steeply inclined or vertical veins.

Hahaha yeah I was gonna say, clearly you didn't grow up in tin-mining country.

God, I am an idiot.

So to clarify, you also could have said: "What's excavating (in the form of steps made by the mining of ore from steeply inclined or vertical veins) you from moving?"

or, "What hole is preventing you from moving ?"

You guys are so cute.

If I moved I would lose about 30 hours of school.  I am just going to have him fly me out there once a month for four days until I can move there in December of 2011.  I think I can do it.  I started dating him last summer and when I went to visit him it was as if we hadn't ever stopped dating.  He is so smart and a total geek which is hot, and he fucks like a champ. 

The guy I work with and his girlfriend (Aged: 31 & 32) moved in her mom to their house today.  I think it's a bad idea.  Seems like it would kill the romance.  They have also only been dating 6 months up until this point and bicker all the time. I don't even think they have sex very much.

So they won't be missing much. It's funny, when a woman gets into her 30s her six drive goes through the roof while a man's kind of wanes. Unless you have some childhood issue to deal with and you're acting out and shoving your willy into anything and are obsessed with the anus...

Bullshit. I was good to go through the 30's and 40's at least until I hit 50. But by then her and I were separated and I haven't taken up with anyone else since.

I have a local woman I've been king of dangling through email. But she actually is in her 30's and I'm a little fearful of pursuing the relationship since I'm so old and feeble.

The one childhood female friend I had according to her 86yo father  is now afraid of me or so he says because I'm an atheist and an anarchist. When she said she was on 100% disability last Halloween  I didn't understand it was because she was retarded. I thought it was just because she was really a fat fucking cow.

Whoa. Where did that come from?

and you're acting out and shoving your willy into anything and are obsessed with the anus...

shhh man, thrash is right here!

I know; right!

* Thrash shakes his head *

That was about Dave?

You'll know when it's about you.

goody!

* Thrash pouts *

I was daydreaming about eating my wife's pussy while standing in line at Wal-Mart and started to get a boner.

Not good when going commando in baggy shorts.