PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
if I get caught it's a $5000 fine and six months in jail.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Shit happens, life goes on.
Wait, I can start my own navy?
Emp, it's just a bare gutted hull. It's good for NOTHING except naval target practice.Lib: it's 25 feet long and 9 feet tall. I already have an RV that size in my driveway and someone gave me another 15' racing boat this morning very similar to my Mutineer that I keep at the cottage. So I can race Wed nights and pleasure sail weekends. After I cut this behemoth up and haul it to the landfill, which I feel like a shitheel for doing.
That POS has been gone for 3 weeks. At least. No more freebies.