I put an add on craigslist. If it's good enough for tricky.....

"Let's do it! Or better yet, why don't I fuck your ass instead??? I'll be in ******, tonight for work, and I was just cruising CL thinking I'd love to meet a friend while I'm in town. I'm available tonight though Tuesday night. I'm 32 years old, 6'2", 210 lbs, tall, atheletic, discreet professional. Interested in getting together? You can come to my hotel tonight, or we can meet at your place, I'm pretty much up for anything."

I hope I'm only 210 pounds b ythe time i'm 32!

Then I can post about fucking people in the ass in my hotel room!

"nice posting. did you end up finding anyone? i don't LOVE doing that but i like how kinky you sound.

are you single? sane? professional? real? chill?

would love to know more...****"

You should email that dude back, he sounds cool.

No. But I'll give Kyle the guys email!

ok, I have recived my first reply, before I can even see my add listed..... they want pics...theres a pic on the add.

and the second reply is a TS. Maybe it's the pic....

Brook go with the vampire dude, think about it, even if he's nasty, after he sucks your pussy you will be immortal.  That shit would be too insane.

She would have to drink his blood ?

I would never have random sex with some guy off the internet. If I were single, I'd get me a nice battery operated wiener.

There is no thrill in "maybe he'll beat me to death, maybe he won't" for me.

I would never have random sex with some guy off the internet. If I were single, I'd get me a nice battery operated wiener.

There is no thrill in "maybe he'll beat me to death, maybe he won't" for me.

honestly, i think you're just as likely to have a one night stand you met in a bar beat you to death.

"39 yr old wm nice guy cute fun in sahpe athletic.  Would love to meet
and have surf the flow.
Can we meet tomorrow?  Or tuesday???
 
Hope to hear back"

Hear that guys? He's in sahpe athletic!

almost like I'm defloring you...

What, is he gonna replace the carpet with parquet?

almost like I'm defloring you...

What, is he gonna replace the carpet with parquet?

I'm pretty sure Zoomie could do that for you, and probably at half the price (plus liquor expenses!).

I am bored. Somehow I got the idea that I should post an ad on CL saying I have my period and want to get laid.
-***"

Uhm, I think I'll go with "You're Welcome" for this one ...

I didn't want to drag you into my lame-ness.

I met a guy off of okcupid the other night and I have noticed that when a guy says he is 5'9" he is really 5'6".  Fucking lame.  I made him meet my friend Marissa and I downtown for a laugh and I wore heels and he barely came to my chin in height.  Internet dating is shit.

I think all of us have dragged the rest of us into our lameness.

Yeah, it's ok; afterall, you were lame enough to listen to my lame idea ...
LAME!

...ll

Cool J?

ah you jerk. you ruined my post!

Yes, but ladies do love cool James.

w3rd

I would never have random sex with some guy off the internet. If I were single, I'd get me a nice battery operated wiener.

There is no thrill in "maybe he'll beat me to death, maybe he won't" for me.

honestly, i think you're just as likely to have a one night stand you met in a bar beat you to death.

I wouldn't do that either. But, I did marry the last guy I met in a bar...there was no CL back in '95...

Yes, but ladies do love cool James.

So does Ed.

Ed Byrne - LL Cool J

Funny!

"Deep in fanny batter" ...
Heh ...

I met a guy off of okcupid the other night and I have noticed that when a guy says he is 5'9" he is really 5'6".  Fucking lame.  I made him meet my friend Marissa and I downtown for a laugh and I wore heels and he barely came to my chin in height.  Internet dating is shit.

That's smart. If you know you're going to meet the god damn person, IN PERSON, why lie?

Okcupid is free, right? I am not spending $50/month on some E-harmony cockamime. *Sigh* I just need to go out I guess and meet women in real life.